Episode #9 ~ Hate Everyone!

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

Episode #9.
Hate Everyone!

I don't know why. But most of the people in this game are not funny and are not even that smart at all. Coach..the biggest Hero? are you fucking kidding me? and Ace? Ace most strategical. But then again Ace avoids me at all costs and that is good because I can't fucking stand Ace.

I don't really like anyone left in the game. I liked Darrah and Frosti and Wanda that was it. They're all gone. Now I am dealing with a bunch of twats who want to name the tribe 'Gotham' or 'Gwadamoron' god I can't stand them. I think I want to win a tonka truck for a reward and run over: Judd, Bob Dawg, Coach, Ace and Jay. Why not?

I feel like there are a few people at the merger though who don't really deserve to be here but are merely here because of alliances and such. i.e Mike, Eliza, Mary, Jay. All boring people.

Kourtney informed me yesterday that now there is like a war brewin' - world war 6. Because the original faves: Bob, Judd, Jay, Ted VS. Coach, Mike, Mary and Eliza. With Ace, Kourtney and myself as floaters. I don't know WHY I am being classified as a floater but yet it is Kourtney who is saying it and she does talk shit. I feel like because I made this pact to Coach and Mary since day one I'd stick it out with them. It is the honorable thing to do. So I do need to rope in Kourtney and Ace just to keep the Desterrados group together. Even though I hate Ace. Love to see that cunt die.

But then again now Coach and Mike won immunity I am afraid that Bob Dawg's crew will come after me now. Simply because Mary is useless and Eliza is an utter fool when it comes to making decisions because she listens to everything Coach says.
So I am not going to lie. I am a lot nervous now for tribal. As much as I still want to try and play this game with Coach, I didn't want him to win immunity straight off the back. It sucks!

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

I fucking hate Coach and Mary the pack of cunts.
I helped them so much and now at merge they've decided to try and vote me out. Fucking dead fucks. I will now work my magic and bounce back and oust of Coach and his mere minions.
Never mess with Kelly.

[Host Lex]

What happened!

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

I know Coach and Mary are planning to turn on me. Coach doesn't realise he needs me for his alliance but now I am not planning to help them. If people are going to break the trust I had with them then why bother staying loyal. Now I would much rather help the favorites out to win this game. Well not win but come second at least to me.

I know Ace, Kourtney and myself are like the swinging votes but Coach is digging himself like a bigger grave by not trusting us and putting faith in us and wanting us out. Like are you dumb? You do need the numbers on your side.

So now I want Mary and Coach gone. I do like Mike though so I guess he can stay for a bit because he is shit at everything and will be an easy boot. As for Eliza. She is repulsive and can die after Coach and Mary are gone.

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

So I have managed to save my ass. Point proven that Coach is a dingus. He has tried gathering votes up for me but it isn't working.
Eliza and Mike have jumped ship and are now voting out Judd and so is Kourtney, BD, Ace and myself.

However Ted thinks Eliza is with Coach so Ted, Judd, Jay from what I believe are voting for Eliza. Or I could be wrong and Judd may vote for me because he does tend to lie to people where he stands and who he is voting for.

I've sussed it out and all I know for sure is that Coach and Mary want me gone 100% because they believe I am glued to Kourtney. Which is a little bit true.

I want to be glued to BD cos' he is powerful and has a lot of connections in the game. I am starting to find my love for him.

I think my title should be 'The Primadonna' I am a bratty sooky girl even when someone smites me. But I do tend to get what I want. So hopefully this plan all works out.