Post by John ''The Spammer'' Carroll on Jul 18, 2012 18:48:06 GMT -5
Why the hell does this movie have 10 freaking sequels, They freaking never know when to stop!!
1. The Amityville Horror
2. Amityville 2: Sort of a Prequel but not really
3. Amityville 3: I haven't seen it yet
4. Amityville 4: Evil Killer Lamp
5. Amityville 5: A Haunted House, but not the same haunted house as the original
6. Amityville 6: The Cuckoo Clock of Doom
7. Amityville 7: Evil Haunted Mirror Ghost
8. Amityville 8: This Time it's a Dollhouse that looks like the original house
9. The Amityville Horror REMAKE, ooooo!
10. The Amityville Haunting, HOLY FUCK!!!
why dont they go and make some more fucking sequels since they already fucked up the series!
Amityville 12: The Biggest Little Amityville House in Texas
Amityville 17: Return to Sender, Addressee Unknown (Mail gets returned from Amityville, but now it's haunted!)
Amityville 20: Who's in the Kitchen at this time of night
Amityville 23: some parts of cement block were used in another house making it somewhat haunted....ooooooooh
Amityville Horror XVX: It was all just a dream.
Amityville Horror 34: Let's Watch a clip show of the first 33 films. This one is not a television special, it's in theaters.
Amityville Horror 37: Pictures of a house five blocks away from the original house. Ooo!!
Amityville 42: The house sinks into the ocean, scaring all of the dolphins off of the planet.
Amityville 43: the haunted dog house from the original house
Amityville 43: The House where a Guy Removed a Splinter the He Received in the Original House
Amityville 47: we did some recordings inside the house once and the tape is trying to kill us!
Amityville 49: Amityville House vs. House on Haunted Hill. Whoever wins, nobody cares.
Amityville 50: The dirt someone who went there was used for soil in a plant that went to SPAAAAAAAACE! The Plant is the killer
Amityville 57: The original house was cryogenically frozen and put on a space station. It is unfrozen and begins killing people.
Amittivilli Horror 58. It's an Italian film by Bruno Mattei that is actually a ROSEMARY'S BABY knock-off. Staring Reb Brown.
Amityville 62.5: the house was plowed over and the haunted lot is for sale at a less than reasonable price! Oooooh!
Amityville 64: Curse of the video game systems!
Amityville 66 The return of the Amityville Toaster!
Amityville horror 68: "Syndicate of Destruction"
Amityville #69: The Sequeling
Amityville Horror 77: The wind chimes outside the house were sold in a yard sale and the loud noises they make frighten cats
Amityville 86: A nail was resued to hang a picture in another house so now....oh screw it we're out of ideas. Just buy our crap.
Amityville 87: After The Fire. The ashes of the original house all fell on the rest of the town, spreading the Horror further...
Amityville 86: The evil contractor of the evil house comes and makes some evil renevations! OF DOOM!
Amityville Horror 99: The Game, Lightning strikes and the horror infests a virtual reality game, trapping the players within.
Amityville 100: The air someone breathed in the house and exhaled outside of the house is now going around killing people.
Amityville Horror 100: The people who actually live in the house get tired of all the visitors and go on a murdering spree.
Amityville 126: Curse of the fabulous Window blinds! They're in fashion season! Of death! FABULOUS!!
Amityville 137: Someone sneezed while walking across the street from the original house! CONTAGIOUS.
The Bride of, Son of, Ghost of, House of, Room Mate of, some one who once lived in Amityville AKA Amityville 149: The Quickening!
Amityville 359; A small scraping of paint LANDED ON THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR!
Amityville 200X where Mega Man teams up with Birdman to search for the lost gold in the Amityville house
Amityville In The Hood
The Copiague Horror. We ran out of things to do in Amityville so we haunted the next town over
Amity Horror XIV: Someone -wrote the name of the house down-. Aaaah!
Amityville 0: The land for the house is bought, at a HORRIFYING price.
Amityville Q: Someone thought of the original house, then got hit by a bus. SPOOKY.
Amityville QVC .. Polaroid pictures of the house from a magazine. Pictures are sold online
Amityville 90210: Twins who move into a high school built with the Amityville house material. OOOOOOOO!!!!!
Amityville Zzzzz : Someone fell asleep on a pillow that was once in the house and had bad dreams! Oooohhhh
Amityvilleception: Deep within the house is another, even more haunted house.
An Amityville Christmas, Santa visits the house and somehow teaches it the meaning of Christmas, also it haunts the North Pole
1. The Amityville Horror
2. Amityville 2: Sort of a Prequel but not really
3. Amityville 3: I haven't seen it yet
4. Amityville 4: Evil Killer Lamp
5. Amityville 5: A Haunted House, but not the same haunted house as the original
6. Amityville 6: The Cuckoo Clock of Doom
7. Amityville 7: Evil Haunted Mirror Ghost
8. Amityville 8: This Time it's a Dollhouse that looks like the original house
9. The Amityville Horror REMAKE, ooooo!
10. The Amityville Haunting, HOLY FUCK!!!
why dont they go and make some more fucking sequels since they already fucked up the series!
Amityville 12: The Biggest Little Amityville House in Texas
Amityville 17: Return to Sender, Addressee Unknown (Mail gets returned from Amityville, but now it's haunted!)
Amityville 20: Who's in the Kitchen at this time of night
Amityville 23: some parts of cement block were used in another house making it somewhat haunted....ooooooooh
Amityville Horror XVX: It was all just a dream.
Amityville Horror 34: Let's Watch a clip show of the first 33 films. This one is not a television special, it's in theaters.
Amityville Horror 37: Pictures of a house five blocks away from the original house. Ooo!!
Amityville 42: The house sinks into the ocean, scaring all of the dolphins off of the planet.
Amityville 43: the haunted dog house from the original house
Amityville 43: The House where a Guy Removed a Splinter the He Received in the Original House
Amityville 47: we did some recordings inside the house once and the tape is trying to kill us!
Amityville 49: Amityville House vs. House on Haunted Hill. Whoever wins, nobody cares.
Amityville 50: The dirt someone who went there was used for soil in a plant that went to SPAAAAAAAACE! The Plant is the killer
Amityville 57: The original house was cryogenically frozen and put on a space station. It is unfrozen and begins killing people.
Amittivilli Horror 58. It's an Italian film by Bruno Mattei that is actually a ROSEMARY'S BABY knock-off. Staring Reb Brown.
Amityville 62.5: the house was plowed over and the haunted lot is for sale at a less than reasonable price! Oooooh!
Amityville 64: Curse of the video game systems!
Amityville 66 The return of the Amityville Toaster!
Amityville horror 68: "Syndicate of Destruction"
Amityville #69: The Sequeling
Amityville Horror 77: The wind chimes outside the house were sold in a yard sale and the loud noises they make frighten cats
Amityville 86: A nail was resued to hang a picture in another house so now....oh screw it we're out of ideas. Just buy our crap.
Amityville 87: After The Fire. The ashes of the original house all fell on the rest of the town, spreading the Horror further...
Amityville 86: The evil contractor of the evil house comes and makes some evil renevations! OF DOOM!
Amityville Horror 99: The Game, Lightning strikes and the horror infests a virtual reality game, trapping the players within.
Amityville 100: The air someone breathed in the house and exhaled outside of the house is now going around killing people.
Amityville Horror 100: The people who actually live in the house get tired of all the visitors and go on a murdering spree.
Amityville 126: Curse of the fabulous Window blinds! They're in fashion season! Of death! FABULOUS!!
Amityville 137: Someone sneezed while walking across the street from the original house! CONTAGIOUS.
The Bride of, Son of, Ghost of, House of, Room Mate of, some one who once lived in Amityville AKA Amityville 149: The Quickening!
Amityville 359; A small scraping of paint LANDED ON THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR!
Amityville 200X where Mega Man teams up with Birdman to search for the lost gold in the Amityville house
Amityville In The Hood
The Copiague Horror. We ran out of things to do in Amityville so we haunted the next town over
Amity Horror XIV: Someone -wrote the name of the house down-. Aaaah!
Amityville 0: The land for the house is bought, at a HORRIFYING price.
Amityville Q: Someone thought of the original house, then got hit by a bus. SPOOKY.
Amityville QVC .. Polaroid pictures of the house from a magazine. Pictures are sold online
Amityville 90210: Twins who move into a high school built with the Amityville house material. OOOOOOOO!!!!!
Amityville Zzzzz : Someone fell asleep on a pillow that was once in the house and had bad dreams! Oooohhhh
Amityvilleception: Deep within the house is another, even more haunted house.
An Amityville Christmas, Santa visits the house and somehow teaches it the meaning of Christmas, also it haunts the North Pole
