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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 13, 2012 22:04:22 GMT -5
Episode #2.This Is Like An AbattoirHello my sexual stalker creatures and welcome to my private confessions. There has been nothing real important shit going on but I thought I'd make a start on Episode #2 anyway. in the mean time here are two little interesting things for you.  I am always having to have my vah-ju-ju in or near some male or females head/face. and secondly congratulations to me not being the first stupid fan voted out of the game and also another congratulations as this is my 69th post! Fuck yeah, lucky number  |
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Post by Mikayla Wingle on Jul 15, 2012 2:16:21 GMT -5
Delicious!  |
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Post by Chase Rice on Jul 15, 2012 2:22:35 GMT -5
Katy Perry AND a reference to 69. I knew I liked this chick
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 15, 2012 5:09:16 GMT -5
Katy Perry AND a reference to 69. I knew I liked this chick I am in LOVE with you now. When I finish with this game we should get married or something. I could legit write so much about Katy Perry. I went and saw her movie the other day and wow. Is all I will say! |
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 15, 2012 5:14:56 GMT -5
Episode #2.
This Is Like An Abattoir
Hello everyone,
So I want to discuss with you is my passionate and very erotic hate I have for Kim.
Today at the challenge Eliza was being a little bit of a stupid bitch by begging me what items we should take for the challenge. So I was like well door-knob how about we make a group chat and have a group discussion about it. It was basically Eliza, Kim and myself online. Fucking tops! So Kim being the fucking moron that she is started going off on a rampage being like 'I have all these ideas let's get the pots and pans' Semhar then joined the conversation and was basically like "Kim pull ya fucking head in and share your ideas, this challenge isn't all about you" she then eventually told us her ideas AFTER SHE PICKED THE WORST ITEMS EVER. So then me and Semhar had a private chat and basically bagged the fuck out of Kim.
I feel like a horrible person because she is trying. But at the same time - Kim is a fucking potent cunt. A rotten potent snake! and she needs to go. It's pretty much unanimous that if we lose this challenge that she is getting her ass voted out.
OH AND! I was also smited today. Nobody smites me because I feel like my duties of being a nice, funny bitch are failing. That or Kim has some vendetta out for me because she will never be like me. So when someone smites me - regardless who it is. Kim cops a smite from me. She is like a human punching bag for me.
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Post by Mikayla Wingle on Jul 15, 2012 10:01:10 GMT -5
Karma for you <3
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Post by Mikayla Wingle on Jul 15, 2012 12:25:43 GMT -5
Every time I hear this song. I think of you and I touch myself  |
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Post by Chase Rice on Jul 15, 2012 12:50:53 GMT -5
*Gets down on one knee* Kelly Dredz, will you do me the great honor of joining me in the woods to fuck? |
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 15, 2012 18:33:44 GMT -5
Every time I hear this song. I think of you and I touch myself Haha that is fucking beautiful! I love this song so you can come and eat my cake cake cake cake cake cake! |
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 15, 2012 18:34:25 GMT -5
*Gets down on one knee* Kelly Dredz, will you do me the great honor of joining me in the woods to fuck? Oh. My. God! Yes fucking yes! |
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 16, 2012 5:21:50 GMT -5
Episode #2.
This Is Like An Abattoir
So that bitch face Kim once again lives to see another day.
So that's the negative but the positive is that Desterrados wins again so eat me dry!
It has been a shit boring Episode. There hasn't been much talk and strategy making at all. Unless I am out of the loop or people are more confident, comfortable and settled with their plans. I don't really know.
I am still going to be my slutty active self and provide humorous shit for you lovely prediction writers.
So the other night I was thinking to myself in bed. I was like 'babe, imagine if Bretty and Lex decide to do a season where it was Kelly vs. Kourtney." how fucking epic it would be cos' that way I can personally smash that bitch and her tribe. Kim need's to be on Kourtney's tribe too so I can demolish them both.
Oh glorious!
so yeah, Danielle Double D's and Skupin you are doing an amazing job so far!
ummm...that's all I really have for now!
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Post by Chase Rice on Jul 16, 2012 11:17:57 GMT -5
*Gets down on one knee* Kelly Dredz, will you do me the great honor of joining me in the woods to fuck? Oh. My. God! Yes fucking yes! Nobody ever says no  |
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 17, 2012 0:33:24 GMT -5
Since not many of you are not from Australia.
This is a cultural video for you all to show you where I get my fiesty traits from.
This beautiful Aboriginal woman shows how great Australia is and the white bogan is an absolute stud.
It's how we roll in Australia on our public transport.
by the way I am not Aboriginal but that woman is my god.
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Post by First Mate DD on Jul 18, 2012 8:54:48 GMT -5
Thank you Kelly!!
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Post by Mikayla Wingle on Jul 19, 2012 0:54:10 GMT -5
Since not many of you are not from Australia. This is a cultural video for you all to show you where I get my fiesty traits from. This beautiful Aboriginal woman shows how great Australia is and the white bogan is an absolute stud. It's how we roll in Australia on our public transport. by the way I am not Aboriginal but that woman is my god. And I say yay yay Bitch! |
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