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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 11, 2012 11:27:49 GMT -5
Hey all you people
hey all you people
hey all you people won't you listen to meee
I just had a sausage
No ORDINARY sausage
A Sausage made from Bastards and Freaksss!
You've gotta try this sausage
It's not ordinary sausage
it's the tastiest sausage in ORG(ies)
Shoobedoobewabbadeedadoowaow, yeahhhhh!
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 11, 2012 11:35:02 GMT -5
TRIBE ANALYSIS Ace: Barely talked to. He's really chill and Koko likes him but he's kinda boring. Whatever, didn't like the real Ace, so. Darrah: Cute bitch. Sweet. Not as talkative as I'd like but still good for now. Frosti: Awesome awesome asian kid. Love him. Can't wait to work with him. JT: JT's that nig. Nuff said. Kourtney: Koko <3 I know who she is and as soon as she is certain of who I am she won't wanna work with me but until then I am utilizing her love for me to the fullest of my potential. Natalie: Got on AIM for the first time challenge night. Barely talked. She's nice and all but I think she is Kourtney's intended first boot. I'd rather it be Ace but I don't wanna go against the crowd yet. OTHER BITCHES OF IMPORTANCE BD: Dylan kinda sucks at ORGs lately but whatever he's still cool. Jay: Licks my liver spots. Couldn't ask for a better ally. Also I love Alex but he doesn't know it's me so. John: Please die. Judd: Juddyboooo <3 He loves me. I think he's awesome. Sadly he prob won't last too long but whatever I still love him. Misty: Please die. Sekou:  Ted: Wants to grind me like Ghandia but with passion. Take that as a good thing. I guess. Coach: Power hungry controlling asshat. Wanda writes angry screamo songs about this one. Eliza: I like her when she actually plays but she always poofs. Whatever. She also sucks as a host. Sharshar: I miss her vagina. bring it back to me. Kim: Lolbye Mary: She's nice. Don't like her though. Semhar: She likes my posts a lot. Never talked to her though and she's annoying as fuck in another game. Whatever. So I'm so far so good. Signing my heart out to everyone's content. People keep making me sign for them on AIM. It's annoying but whatever I'm bamf. |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 11, 2012 22:51:56 GMT -5
Good thing Nat is our first boot. She's sucked at the challenge too. Can't have weak bitches on my tribe. We need strong vocal chords for a great harmony!
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Post by Host Lex on Jul 12, 2012 14:26:59 GMT -5
Good thing Nat is our first boot. She's sucked at the challenge too. Can't have weak bitches on my tribe. We need strong vocal chords for a great harmony! Who's Wanda gonna kill after her? |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 12, 2012 17:46:51 GMT -5
That's undecided as of yet but atm I'm thinking Ace. Haven't talked to him, he acts bored when he talks to me.. like, just saying hi brings tears to my ancient eyes.
Nat's also voting for me because I was last here for the challenge and I took the longest and I'm an outsider but LOL GIRLFRIEND YOU WERE LAST HERE AND YOU WAITED 5 WHOLE MINUTES BEFORE BEGINNING TO CHECK FOR YOUR PASSWORD. DUMB BITCH.
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Post by Sherea Lloyd on Jul 14, 2012 22:19:19 GMT -5
Gurrrrrlllll <33333
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 14, 2012 22:59:16 GMT -5
DO I KNOW YOU I WANT TO KNOW YOU <333
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Post by Sherea Lloyd on Jul 15, 2012 9:48:11 GMT -5
I WANT TO KNOW YOU MORE <3
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 15, 2012 10:40:54 GMT -5
Wanna meet my liver spots? They taste like teriyaki~
Should I post this in the IC thread or would that make bitches angry?
I wish you luck
You stupid fuck
Don't beg for this
Or my ass you'll kiss
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 15, 2012 23:41:25 GMT -5
Kourtney asked me to do the stanky leg if we won Immunity, so. Here goes. -stanky leeeeg- Alright, now bitches.. Seriously, how the FUCK does Desterrados keep beating us? They are gonna have the biggest numbers advantage. Not fair. Also how did they match us in neatness! Not rightttt. Theirs was all pixely and shit. Whatever. There aren't enough sexy bitches on my tribe, btw. We need a swap soon, or just give me Sherea. I need sex and the only one that's capable on my tribe is Frosti. And he's asian so.. no pleasure there. But on the real real gurl, if Desterrados wins next IC, I will have to start drinking.  Okay so now I"m just waiting on Salsus and hoping Sherea is on board for sex. Seriously, she better be there.  |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 15, 2012 23:52:09 GMT -5
Frosti Kourtney Wanda confirmed as an alliance now. Get like me.
Also talk to Ted, Judd, BD, Jay, Kim, and Mary a good bit, and Semhar likes all my posts. Haha yay.
Set for possible triple eviction + tribe swap coming up.
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Post by Skupin "The Boogeyman" on Jul 16, 2012 1:10:55 GMT -5
Brenda/Allison/Wandaaaaaaaaaaaa <333333333333333333333
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 16, 2012 17:52:45 GMT -5
Taylor/Colleen/Skupinnnnnn <3
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Post by First Mate DD on Jul 16, 2012 19:28:09 GMT -5
woah alias.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 16, 2012 21:32:32 GMT -5
I wasn't playing alias in my DR so no worries.
Also who the fuck smited me
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