Darrah's Devious Display

[Darrah Johnson]

Darrah Johnson - Days 1-3

So I have been waiting such a long time for this game to start! I have been missing out every season! And its about fucking time that I got in! Coming back into ORGs just to play this game. Hopefully I remember what to do!

Anyways, there is already some BIG personality, which is a bad thing.. Because I want the center to revolve around me.. So that just means I have to be bigger and bolder? Which will be done.



So I know Kelly Sharbaugh.. Who should really change her name to Kelly SharWHORE. Shes already getting into Jays pants! He might want to stick away because she kinda has gonorrhea. If no one knows what that is.. Let me explain that to you..



Ahem. Moving on.

I have been chatting with Kourtney Moon, and I kinda love that chick already! Shes fckin awesome.. I hope that we are able to make an alliance and work together because she seem legit. I just hope that shes not Jessica.. Because I know that she hates me and will try to take me out at all cost.. Which means I find out who she is first and kill the bitch.

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[Host Lex]

Happy that Kourtney won captain?

[Darrah Johnson]

Darrah Johnson - Days 1-3

So I might have to do some back tracking first, Lex. So sit back and take a seat.

I got to know my whole tribe, and let me tell you about them. First we shall start will a beautiful woman named Natalie.

Dirty as skank who I want to stab in the left eye. Simple as that. That dumb bitch had it out for me in the challenge hard, like she was blowing a tree hard. Then she smites Kourtney and goes to her and blames me?



Kourtney and I just exalted each other! So before you want to blame people on something, know your fckin facts! Or I will chop off your dick!

Then I tried to get her to stop in the challenge, and she shows everything to Kourtney.. Its like are you fckin stupid? Does the challenge not show that we are kinda working together? Must have an IQ of 2?

Already know the prostitute, and just letting you PW's know. She does have 14 children with different men. Even with men with no dicks.. Weird I know. But I love this whore, and cant wait to get further in the game with her. <3

K. Well first of all, he forgets that we talked for almost an hour and introduced each other. Then the next day he comes to me and asks where I am from.. Did I not just talk to you like 10 hours ago? Lol. He maybe clueless, but hes a cutie. I really enjoy talking with him, and I really hope we are able to make a solid friendship... Did I mention hes Australian!

Another cool guy on our tribe! I also like talking with JT, although we kinda just dance around with our chats about the same thing.. But it kinda goes on for a long time. I dont understand why.. It just happens.

Awesome girl. Love her. Finger bang. Done.

Lovely lady, sings beautifully. And drives her car while doing challenges! Dedication!

and Can I just say that they are really weird and dont understand any of our conversations?

Ive also chatted with some of the Favourites. Mostly with two people.

he is a sly guy, but shutting him down is kinda funny. We talked for hours, and we determined that he is filled with Cookie Dough. And he has a new nick name. Bob Pup. [If you guys can, please start calling him that!] But I would love to work with him. Hes a sweety

Haha. Oh Judd. Ive started calling him Yogi, and it just suites him to a T! He told me hes going to steal my picnic baskets, but I said Id chop his fcking hands off if he did. So.. he stopped. He wanted a nickname for me, so I said "Just call me Boo Boo" and hes like okay? HE DIDNT KNOW YOGI BEARS SIDE KICK. I made him look it up and look like a fool to me.

And coming in today, seeing the new tribe is good and bad. We lost Coach and Ace which I didnt really see helping me.. Just hurting. But I lost Kelly. And Kelly is MAD. Shes going to Coach saying that Kourt and I said that they are dous.. *Slaps forehead* Cant keep a slut in check these days...

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[Host Lex]

We call him Bob Pussy!

[Darrah Johnson]

No. Bob Pup.

[Host Brett]

So what do you think of the tribe twist?

[Darrah Johnson]

Darrah Johnson - Days 4-6

Well I am so glad that Natalie has left the tribe! That bitch was cray cray!! She was an dumb slut who was a nob gobbler!!

Anyways, Frost, Kourtney, and I had a good talk. We decided to make a solid 3-way alliance. I really think that we are going to be able to make this alliance go far. Us three are the most active members on our tribe, and we are the strongest. So I think we will be a force in this game. Then it comes down to the 4th. We need a majority. And Wanda has said that she will basically vote the same way as us. So im game for that! Dependable if neseccary!

I was away for most of the challenge, because I might have been doing things that I shouldnt have! But! It was for a good cause! And I did manage to put some things into the challenge. A nice little paragraph, telling us what everyone did for the challenge! And in the end.. We won!

So you guys get to see me for another three day!!