|
|
Post by Host Lex on Jul 5, 2012 19:13:37 GMT -5
Just a few questions so that we can get to know you as a player better! Also, if you would like to remain alias from the PWs, now is the time to shoot us both a PM!
1: Would you describe yourself as a Hero or a Villain?
2: What's your strategy going to be like?
3: Do you know any other fans coming into the game?
4: What reason did you have for selecting the character you're playing as?
5: What's one word you would use to describe your gameplay or personality?
6. After possibly watching the favorites play in prior seasons, are there any that you're wary of? Any that you might want to work with?
7. Any other comments?
- In the event that you're tied with someone else for most votes after a re-vote at Tribal Council, we'll move onto a tie breaker challenge between the two who are tied. Please rank these in your order of preference.
1: Posting (Spamming)
2: Puzzle
3: Endurance
4: Trivia (Survivor)
5: Logic (Word Search/Unscramble) |
|
|
|
Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 5, 2012 20:55:50 GMT -5
First, I have a song to sing.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE KIM SPRADLIN
YES I REALLY AM A WINNER AND THERE'S NONE A THAT HAGGLIN'
CUZ WHEN WE GO TO THE AUCTION I EAT PB AND I'M WINNIN
I'M WANDA AND I'M SEXY AND OLDER THAN LENNON
drop talkin
playing our favorite ICs
rollin up to them TCs
trying to get a little bitch outa hurrrrrrr
DON'T STOP
WANDA ROCK
LEXBRETT TURN MY SPEAKERS UP
TONIGHT
I'M ALRIGHT
THE WIN IS IN SIGHT
TICK TOCK
ON THE CLOCK
BUT THE VOTING DON'T STOP NO
OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH
THANK YOU, SAUSAGE ISLAND, GOOD NIGHT!
|
|
|
|
Post by Boston Rob on Jul 5, 2012 21:00:35 GMT -5
I am now picturing Wanda as Lil' Wayne.
|
|
|
|
Post by Kim Powers on Jul 5, 2012 21:02:28 GMT -5
Wanda, do you do duets?
I heard Rob REALLY wants to do a duet with you
|
|
|
|
Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 5, 2012 21:14:33 GMT -5
1: Would you describe yourself as a Hero or a Villain?
Well, although I would love to be hunky dory with everyone here because they all seem like such lovely scholars, I must say I am prepared to be as big of a villain as the best of them other darn cowboys!
2: What's your strategy going to be like?
Oh, I'm the homely old lady, who would possibly want me out? And if they do, well I'll fuck them in the ass with a spiked baseball bat! ..in a motherly and hospitable manner of course!
3: Do you know any other fans coming into the game?
Kourtney is Skylar, and well I just darn-palootin' can't see how the hell that crackwhore managed to get into Sausage when better applicants didn't! He's only ever played one game decently, and he is a coldhearted bitch who I can't wait to eliminate. I'll even dedicate a song to him :') I'm such a nice person!
4: What reason did you have for selecting the character you're playing as?
Well I'm obviously the most attractive Survivor contestant, so that was an easy choice really! Who can turn down my devilish good looks and my witty sense of humor! LOL I am just such a great personality and I have an incredible singing voice! Would you like to hear?
S for the snakes I will decapitateee
U for the UTR, a strategy I hateee
R for the rats, who get eaten by the snakeees
V for the Victory that is mine to takeee
I I I I I am going to win
V again is victory, to get that I must sin
O are you questioning my perfection dear?
R is for the Revolution that I'm to be feared!
Survivor! Survivor! Survivor is that clear?
I am your Survivor, and I'll bone you in the rear!
Thank you.
5: What's one word you would use to describe your gameplay or personality?
Penis? Social.
6. After possibly watching the favorites play in prior seasons, are there any that you're wary of? Any that you might want to work with?
I talk to Dylan Dawg every day. He thinks I am playing but he doesn't know who I am. I don't think I will let him know yet because he'll fuck me over. Silly little African can't mess with the mother of the Fans though C:
Jay is JenuineJen. Um, he's interesting. I like talking to him. Not a huge fan of his constant pregames though. Eh.
John is so amusing LOL I'm gonna go smite him!
sekou
7. Any other comments?
I am prepared to make this as fun as I can while still having campfire songs every night with you all!
- In the event that you're tied with someone else for most votes after a re-vote at Tribal Council, we'll move onto a tie breaker challenge between the two who are tied. Please rank these in your order of preference.
1: Trivia (Survivor)
2: Logic (Word Search/Unscramble)
3: Posting (Spamming)
4: Puzzle
5: Endurance
|
|
|
|
Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 5, 2012 21:22:21 GMT -5
Wanda Shirk 10:07 pm
Hello!
JT Thomas 10:08 pm
excuse me
I will not reply until you say hello in a song
:-D
Wanda Shirk 10:10 pm
Give me a song
and I will sing it to you! :-D
I am good at parodies!
JT Thomas 10:12 pm
haha!
call me maybe ;-)
Wanda Shirk 10:18 pm
Hey, I just met you.. and this is crazy! But here's my idol. I'll save you baby! And all the other guys they try to evict me :-( But you're so sexy, I'll save you JT!
JT Thomas 10:19 pm
YES
you rock
haha
Wanda Shirk 10:19 pm
Now will you say hello to me? haha <3
JT Thomas 10:20 pm
abso-freakin-lutely!!!!
how are you???
Aw, this youngin' is already taking a liking to Mama Wanda C: Ain't I a doll!
|
|
|
|
Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 5, 2012 21:56:09 GMT -5
Rob, you asshat! I already sang that to JT. It's hard to come up with more variations of the same song without offending people so early! Goodness gracious gee willikers!
|
|
|
|
Post by Boston Rob on Jul 5, 2012 22:14:48 GMT -5
I didn't see this yet! D:
|
|
|
|
Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 5, 2012 22:18:05 GMT -5
It's okay darling, I can't stay mad at a fine little youngin' like yourself! I'm here to be the mother not the bitch. (:
So Dylan and I were talking and I told him I knew him and he pulls up my main account and IMs me and when I answer he goes FUCK NO UGH and I was like what? He said he was doing an AIM check and my fonts were different so I wasn't who he thought I was.
Haaaaahaha I changed font color and size just to throw him off as Wanda. Omg. I love life.
|
|
|
|
Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 5, 2012 22:40:51 GMT -5
yo yo yo Bob dawg has the swag
you trying to catch up but you feeling the lag
i stay away from the bitches who just whine and nag
i got Sausage Island 4 wrapped up in the bag
Wanda Shirk 11:23 pm
bobby d thinks he's got what it takes
he's no american idol and he ain't timberlake
here's Wanda in the house and she's gonna bring it down
motorboat my boobs, bitch, I'm making you a clown!
Bob Dawg 11:24 pm
I'd motorboat your boobs but i don't like raisans
You look more like a cow whose done too much grazin
Bobby D's got more swag than pretty boy Justin
He'll leave everyone else with a little bit of Nuthin
Wanda Shirk 11:28 pm
Nothin you say while you don't you shut up
Sit the fuck down bitch and suck all on my nut
I'm cumming all over, Wanda fresh out the bath
2+3 is FUCK ME BITCH, I can't stand math!
well why* not while
Bob Dawg 11:29 pm
That was pretty bad. You are losing yo mind
Bobby D's mad rhymes got your head in a bind
So please save yourself and give up now
Or i'll whip on my black sauasge and give you a POW!
Wanda Shirk 11:31 pm
I take the black D down my throat
Really it's nothing
I swallow like its root beer float!
It's time you learn somethin
I'm not hear to be your bitch
Or scratch your back
Or help your itch
I am hear to win this bitch
No fighting back
And that's the sitch.
Bob Dawg 11:34 pm
You are here to win? I'll give you a Congratulation
So are 21 others. I'll let you in on my operation.
Grab my guns on my shoulders and go to town
I won't let up till all 21 are down
Wanda Shirk 11:37 pm
Your rhyme scheme there was pretty whack
Maybe it's because you're a fake black!
We know you're ugly like orange peel
And we all know your dick ain't real
Wanda Shirk 11:39 pm
Ok let's continue tomorrow I am going to bed
work at 7am :-\
Bob Dawg 11:39 pm
Well im not going to lie you hurt my self esteem
But you aren't as tough as you really seem
You probably cry yourself to sleep every night
Stop trying to hate on my amazing might
ALRIGHT
sounds good
He's not supposed to be good at this why is he good at this stop
|
|
|
|
Post by Chelsea Meissner on Jul 6, 2012 0:31:51 GMT -5
I am now picturing Wanda as Lil' Wayne. Good luck, Lil' Wanda! |
|
|
|
Post by Alex Powers-Bell on Jul 6, 2012 0:53:05 GMT -5
I feel that you may sing you way into our hearts...
|
|
|
|
Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 6, 2012 7:35:20 GMT -5
Good morning to you!
Good morning to you!
We're all in our places
With big happy faces
Good morning to you!
Good mourning to you!
Yes mourning that is right
Lil' Wanda will ignite
A bunch of bullshit
The faves will feel it
Because most of them suck
And are here cuz wtfuck
Mama Wanda is bad
She'll bite off your nads
And while you're not looking
Backstabs you, Wanda's king!
WE ARE SURVIVORS!!!1!
|
|
|
|
Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 6, 2012 22:39:37 GMT -5
Trollin' Bob Dawg super hard. This is epic.
I'm sure most of you know of the n trick.
You kก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ow, where you type aก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ aก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็d everythiก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็g freaks out?
If you don't you're lame so
Well, been doing that for like fifteen minutes and acting like I can't see it, he's freaking out. Omg I need oxygen.
He can't figure it out oh my god oh my god I love life
ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ
|
|
|
|
Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 6, 2012 22:43:34 GMT -5
ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ
|
|
