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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 7, 2012 9:43:51 GMT -5
Why does Ted keep talking to me about my liver spots? I know they are rather scrumptious but they are not for him. I'd rather Tarzan start missing his wife and find me as consolation than have that Afro Grinder all over me.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 7, 2012 15:52:57 GMT -5
Ugh god. The LAST thing I wanted to do was ally with Kourtney because I hate Skylar so much, and guess what? I'm allied with Skylar. AND Chelsea loves Kourtney wtf Chelsea!  And Kourtney may have a pretty confessional but I'm the fuckin' rap wizard on this island. Drop me a beat, DDj DD! Yeah, Wanda here on this sausage and she walkin' around
Lookin' at the hoes, all them be gawkin' around
Nunna them players can run shit like the queen
Like T Swift sings, I gotta be so mean
I'm rippin' through the hoes and they don't even know it
Sweet talkin' now but soon will be their moment
Slittin' those throats, blood sprinklin' the sky
Firework display, it's the Fourth of July
Wanda ain't waiting for them hoes to catch up
By the time they see it coming their game's gonna be up
Bitches |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 7, 2012 16:35:08 GMT -5
 Meet Avril Lawanda. |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 7, 2012 17:59:17 GMT -5
If we get to name our tribe, I vote Nesoi. Goddess of the islands ~
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Post by Chelsea Meissner on Jul 7, 2012 19:22:01 GMT -5
AND Chelsea loves Kourtney wtf Chelsea! I ❤ me some Lil' Wanda too. |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 7, 2012 19:23:27 GMT -5
Ugh, Skylar is figuring it out. He went on facebook and tried to see if I replied at the same time. So I had to type the messages, put them in the spaces, and enter really quick on both.
Ugh this is hard already.
And yay Chels <3
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 7, 2012 19:26:23 GMT -5
I want hair like this.  |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 8, 2012 14:25:56 GMT -5
So I love Jay. He licked my liver spots, said they tasted like teriyaki sauce, and proposed marriage.
Normally I'd be a much more conservative school teacher but y.o.l.o.
EDIT: Nice try stopping my Y0LOing.
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Post by Rory "The CRU$HER" Freeman on Jul 8, 2012 17:57:38 GMT -5
I smell a Grandma Crusher on our hands...
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 8, 2012 22:18:11 GMT -5
Aw yeahhh, that deserves a song! Give me a request, Crusher! <3
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 8, 2012 22:43:01 GMT -5
I don't like the Psycho Amanda thing.. I mean I know she's a bit eccentric but I do like Andy and I think that's a little harsh.
I know I'm a bitch but I do it behind closed doors. Public humiliation doesn't seem fair. :C
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 8, 2012 23:07:12 GMT -5
And now it's not Psycho so whatever that works!
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 8, 2012 23:28:02 GMT -5
Did I make up that it said Psycho because I swear I thought I saw that
but whatever gonna go smite John Carroll some more bc y0l0
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