Kelly's Killing Jury Thread

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

STFU I'M TALKING.
and a little bit of fingering, and finger pointing.

Firstly as bitter sweet this is for me I am going to say congratulations to the three of you, well played. I had intentions in making a video but my internet has been capped and it would take about a week to upload it so I didn't bother.

I just have a couple statements to begin with.

Jay, I feel you have been somewhat discredited in this game. I think your honesty to your alliance has been overlooked and to me in this game keeping your word from the beginning is something so very important and pure and it's such a clean slate game which I utterly respect. HOWEVER I am struggling to see your biggest impact in the game. You said you 'back stabbed' me at Final 5 which is a load of bullshit Jay. You kept giving me your word in previous votes but when it came to the final 5 tribal council you avoided me, ignored me and didn't reply to anything. I could see it coming from a mile away. Your physical aspect in this game, sucked. So let's not even mention it. But I do like you as a person.


Ted, I really didn't like you nor trust you in this game. But you played so hard, and I feel out of the other two you made the most beneficial moves at the right time in order to ensure your safety. I knew everything what was going on pre-merge as in alliances, idols and who had them, peoples ideas on boot orders. But I just have a gut feeling that you where always that one person in the game who is always one step ahead of everyone else. The only qualm I have about giving you my vote is that after every tribal council that I managed to survive you'd IM me being all 'HAY UM GRATS ON FINAL 6 ' to me I don't know if it was some kind of an arrogance thing but it definitely felt like it to me. Your comment as well saying you got to know everyone on a personal level. Well you didn't take the time or day to ever IM me it was always me first and even then you wouldn't have a bar of it. Maybe it was strategy? I don't know. But I do respect how you fought and played this game. Well done.


Bob, I don't really have anything to say but wow what a disgusting liar!


QUESTIONS
I am lost for questions because the ones what have been asked are so good and similar to my ones. So I am going to give you some shitty ones.
These are for all of you:

-Was there luck involved in getting you to the Final 3?

-I want you to eliminate the two other finalists next to you and replace them with two jury members and why you brought them instead?

[Ted Rogers]

-Was there luck involved in getting you to the Final 3?

OMG a lot, the tribeswap and the challenges had a lot of luck involved. Had the auction gone a different way or the Valente/Talgeni tribes been different anyone of us could have gone a lot earlier

-I want you to eliminate the two other finalists next to you and replace them with two jury members and why you brought them instead?

I'd probably bring Judd and Ace, I was pro-Gwadatoo the whole way. They were my closest allies besides Jay and Bob.



About our communication stuff, I congratulated everyone when they made it past a round, it wasn't anything aimed at you in particular. You especially however had a target on your back for literally every single vote at the merge your name had come up at some point, so I thought it was just nice to congratulate you.


As for talking to you on AIM, I have a few reasons why I didn't IM you much. For one most of the time you were on, you were "away". I am not sure if you were really were away or if it was just an ebuddy thing but I usually don't IM people when they are away. I know that's a kind of a lame reason.

Another reason was I knew after the Judd vote and then later the Kourtney vote that we would not be working together in the game and we'd definitely be against one another. I remember you IMed me during the double boot round and I was "calling me sexy won't make me not vote you " Because I didn't want to give you any false hope or promise from me that I knew I wouldn't be able to keep, and I didn't want to say anything that you could tell someone else and use against me.


And the other reason was....well you were always very sexually aggresive. I didn't quite know how to respond.... like for example


little lion baby 9:08 pm
because I've never played in sausage before and it looks intense
nah I am just a normal skank haha

TedGrindsGhandia 9:08 pm

ahhh ok that makes sense!
TedGrindsGhandia 9:10 pm
sausage is the funnest game ever
literally nothing if off limits here

little lion baby 9:11 pm
haha sounds excellent
I am so keen you don't understand

TedGrindsGhandia 9:12 pm
no I dont understand at all lol

little lion baby 9:12 pm
haha

little lion baby 9:13 pm
well you can show me a good time


I was just like who the heck is this crazy horny blonde bitch with the dreads?! I don't know what to say or how to talk to her. So I guess we just didn't mesh well, I dunno. I have had some horrible luck in the past with sexually aggressive woman in these games too, including a marriage that ended on very bad terms and one time I played a long with one and started talking dirty back and then she got all defensive and copied and pasted it and attacked me in the General Board. I had suspected you might have been one of these people too in my confessional .

So yeah, I was always kind of guarded when it came to you for those reasons, but the few times we did talk I enjoyed it. I hope that explains things a bit more.

[Eliza Orlins]

Kelly! <3

Such a goddess! <3

[Captain Bob Dawg]

Hello Kelly,

I am sorry you are so unhappy with me. I played the game as hard as I can and I was hoping to not hurt too many feelings in the proces but looks like I miscalculated on a few.

Was there luck involved in getting you to the Final 3?

It would be foolish to assume that there wasn't any luck required to getting to the Final 3. Even though I was sufficently out numbered in the swap it could of been a lot worse. It was lucky that Jay had the idol and not someone like Frosti or Coach which would of made the road to the finals a lot more difficult. Auction Items, even what challenge came when. All of these are factors of luck which helped me get to the end.

I want you to eliminate the two other finalists next to you and replace them with two jury members and why you brought them instead?

You and Eliza because at the final 5 that was my choice. While I wanted to stick with Gwad there was part of me that wanted to take you two to the finals. So yea it would be you two because you two were pretty close to making the finals with me.



Thanks for your questions. Good luck with your decision.

[Ted Rogers]

Aug 26, 2012 13:46:07 GMT -5 Captain Bob Dawg said:

You and Eliza because at the final 5 that was my choice. While I wanted to stick with Gwad there was part of me that wanted to take you two to the finals. So yea it would be you two because you two were pretty close to making the finals with me.



Thanks for your questions. Good luck with your decision.

oh hmmm, you see in Coach's answers you were all about Pro-Gwadatoo all the way and orchestrating having all Gwad F3 yet you would have taken Kelly and Eliza to the end you say now. I am a little

[Captain Bob Dawg]

I said I could of and considered it. You are here so I stayed true to Gwad. I made the Judd move to help Gwad but also more importantly give me the power to help whoever I wanted to help.

[Jay Byars]

Before I answer your questions I just want to address something you said in your statement to me

You said you 'back stabbed' me at Final 5 which is a load of bullshit Jay. You kept giving me your word in previous votes but when it came to the final 5 tribal council you avoided me, ignored me and didn't reply to anything. I could see it coming from a mile away.

Ok maybe my term backstabbed on you is a bit of a stretch but I was mostly referring to the fact that we always said we weren't voting each other and then I did, so that's mostly what I meant. Also I didn't avoid you I just simply had no means to contact you, with no internet it was hard, everytime I had access to AIM during that time you weren't online and I hate talking game through PM so I only very rarely send them. So I really wasn't ignoring you I just simply couldn't talk to you.

-Was there luck involved in getting you to the Final 3?

A lot. Just as in Sausage 3, were my luck was insanely good, the switches worked in my favour a hell of a lot. When we picked the new tribes the fact I ended up with both Ted & Ace was amazing. It really created the foundations for our alliance and I honestly believe if I had not ended up with them in that switch I would not be sitting here now, so yes a lot of luck helped me get to where I am.

-I want you to eliminate the two other finalists next to you and replace them with two jury members and why you brought them instead?

Wanda & Kourtney. My Sausage family this game. Wanda my Finacé and Kourtney the mother of my child. It just screams an episode of Jerry Springer and would have been a ratings smash, plus I love these 2 and honestly it would have been fun to make an alliance of us 3, but my loyalty to Ted was just one I couldn't break. I always pick a final 2 that i'm 100% loyal to in every game and Ted was that guy this game. But yeah, Wanda & Kourtney.

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

Thank you all for your answers my decision has been made