The Diary of Two, Ace Gordon

[Ace Gordon]

Reading of the thread starts around 3 minutes in. Sorry for the shit at the start.

Yeah so aside from the reaction, Dawg proposed keeping me 100% safe in the Final 4 and asked if I could return the favor. I feel awful. Dawg, Ted and Jay have been three of the best allies I've ever had in an ORG. I'm not joking. This goes right up with my experiences playing with Joe and David in early Surviving Big Brother (Yay, references only Shadow gets!). I've had a blast not just from how the game has gone but how my allies and I have interacted.

I already have a final three with Ted and Jay... I can't go back on that. But at the same time, Dawg let me use his idol and has been in general, really cool with me. It just absolutely sucks.

I can't really be thinking of this shit now... we by no means have this game wrapped up. But man... if we get to the F4, it's gonna be by far the most stressful vote of the season.

Edit:

Youtube: Hey! Your video appears slightly shaky! Would you like us to fix it?
Me: Sure! Why not!
*proceeds to completely de-sync and give it random, blurry zoom ins for no obvious reason*

Thank you YouTube. Continue being terrible.

[Ace Gordon]

So we basically stomp all over the TC saying "Gwad 4" to everyone. Dawg gives me his idol, I play it. Dawg votes with us. We go against Coach and vote out Mike.

Coach's biggest concern? A big scary three person alliance of...

Ted!
Jay!

and...

...Eliza!

Am I being trolled?

[Ace Gordon]

I wanted to entertain the idea of keeping Coach around for the sole fact that he'd keep me safe. He'd destroy me in the end but he's told me before that he would keep me safe should circumstances leave me vulnerable. Now to be fair, there really aren't that many situations in this current Final 7. Nonetheless, you have to always prepare for the worst.

Kelly winning Immunity.... that idea could be all but squashed. Eliza, to me, is a complete non-threat and the further she stays as the only obstacle of Gwad being final four - the better.

Guess we'll see what the general mood is before I make any decisions.

[Ace Gordon]

There is absolutely no reason for this vote to be a mess but yet, it is.

Eliza & Kelly are scrambling to get me, Ted or Jay out this round. Yeah... too little, too late on that one you dumb broads.

Ted wants Eliza out, Jay wants Coach out. So I'm sort of in the middle cause I could do with either leaving. Problem is, I've gotten a bit of a bond with Coach I think. I talk with him often and agree with a lot of the shit he says. He's turned into a damn good ally and that's... probably the biggest surprise of the merge.

So Coach basically told Eliza & Kelly to "get bent" when they were trying to turn the tables on my final three. Predictably enough, this happens:

little lion baby (10:00:00 PM): hey bald man
Ace Gordon (10:03:18 PM): hey blonde lady
little lion baby (10:03:59 PM): how are you?

Shut up. You don't care how I am. You want to ask me what I'm doing this round. Get through with it already.

So now I gotta deal with people deciding to talk to me for the first time in several rounds so they can vent to me about how evil Coach is. Meanwhile I got two allies in Jay and Dawg who think getting him out now is for the best.

And to be completely truthful... it probably is. But that doesn't make this any easier.

[Ace Gordon]

Kelly's convo died with me after I expressed how GOOD I was doing. I must have dazzled her to silence with this unexpected response to such an inspiring question. So uh... the fuck was the point of that again? Maybe I'm just too anti-social to appreciate random small talk from someone I haven't had a fucking conversation with all game. I dunno.

Anyway - we got a hell of a problem. Nobody is on to talk about the vote and I work in the AM. Hope there's people on before I go to work or we may not have a solid vote... which could be trouble with those idiots trying to rally votes for me.

[Ace Gordon]

I'm furious right now. I don't know why people think it's no big deal to completely ignore game talk over this vote. Ted & Dawg were both vague last night and Jay is nowhere to be found. What the hell?

Kelly & Eliza are very jumpy right now. Coach... as much as I want to trust him, I wouldn't put it past him to flip to save himself. I mean he'd be stupid not to. So if we all vote differently and it ties, it could seriously fuck us up.

I may have to vote out Coach and PM Dawg & Ted to tell them to do the same. I work in about 20 minutes so I really don't have much of a choice. Fuck.

[Ace Gordon]

Damn, didn't realize the TV was that fucking loud. Sorry about that.

[Boston Rob]

No I don't want Norton Anti-Virus, Leave me alone, for episode title

[Host Lex]

Instead of crazy tribal music I might play BB14 sound clips over TC results from now on. Goes quite nicely with it

[Ace Gordon]

So Kelly pretty much passes up a guaranteed win in that challenge. I fucked up and opened the door for her to take the entire right side but she didn't take it. Silly. I'm sure she's pissed at me cause I didn't play this challenge to win it, I played it to eliminate her. Mission accomplished. Now let's vote her off.

[Ace Gordon]

Why are Dawg and Ted pretending they needed Immunity? This is why I hate Tribal answers. I wonder if they're telling Kelly "Durrr IDK WHO TO VOTE " too.

Also - Kelly and Eliza apparently hate me and want me gone this round. Good luck with that.

[Ace Gordon]

Aug 9, 2012 20:18:07 GMT -5 Ace Gordon said:

Dawg, Ted and Jay have been three of the best allies I've ever had in an ORG. I'm not joking. This goes right up with my experiences playing with Joe and David in early Surviving Big Brother (Yay, references only Shadow gets!).

Oops.

Although... I guess it still fits since my last SBB game involved Joe and David backstabbing me in SBB7.

In any case... will post a disclaimer/appreciation video a little later.