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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 20, 2012 11:27:57 GMT -5
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 20, 2012 18:08:57 GMT -5
I want to mutiny but I don't and just.. ugh IDK IDK. UGH.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 20, 2012 22:27:32 GMT -5
Wish I had mutinied.. Fuck life.
ON A POSITIVE NOTE: Skylar (Kourtney) has been IMing me on his Skylar account complaining about life and how he wants to quit Sausage because he's too stressed irl to handle being stressed here too.
Now he says JK.
Now he also says Dylan told him I'm me. Fuck my life.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 20, 2012 23:10:53 GMT -5
Okay so genius move planning.
To break up the Kourtney/Frosti/Darrah threesome, Kourtney's gonna get Dylan to give her his idol because "she's out if not" and he thinks she's his little bitch (news flash dylan dear, everyone can't be your bitch like you want), and she's gonna play it on me, and then darrah's out, then if it comes down to it we vote out frosti and hopefully switch then?
OR MAYBE WE CAN JUST WIN IMMUNITY HOW ABOUT THAT
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 20, 2012 23:16:34 GMT -5
Okay so everything anyone says on our tribe (minus Darrah plus Ace) literally gets recycled through everyone and spat back out to whoever said it. WHY CAN'T ANYONE KEEP THEIR LEXDAMN MOUTHS SHUT
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 21, 2012 10:27:31 GMT -5
America's Favorite Player is in a tough pickle, guys.
I don't even know how to describe what went on last night, but JT told Ace that I had wanted to vote Darrah out (which I only said to JT to not tell him I was voting him, even if it's kinda true.) Well, Ace told Frosti that, and Frosti told Kourtney and told Kourtney not to tell me because I'd tell Ace and he'd get mad, but Kourtney told me, so I told Ace that he told her who told me, and then Frosti messages me and tells me what Ace said and acts like I'm the first person he's talking to, then Ace said something to Kourtney and she told Frosti and I, and I told him it was getting around, then he complains about how no one can keep their Lexdamn mouths shut, then he tells Frosti that I told him what Frosti said earlier, so Frosti gets mad but then I tell him that I told Ace before Frosti talked to me, because Kourtney had alerady told me, and Frosti should get mad at Kourtney but no he got mad at me, even though I never did anything he didn't tell me to do but Kourtney did, and Darrah's fucking golden right now.
Just fuck life.
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 21, 2012 19:48:34 GMT -5
Enjoy your first confessional not from my laptop! Yeah, it died. Hopefully not for forever but it just cut off and won't cut on right now. YAY SO EXCITED. So I'm on my brother's computer now and I NEED A FUCKING BETTER TIME so try try try and I finally get one better than Semhar's (unless she lied to me that bitch) and I pull up AIM but NOOO HE DOESN'T HAVE IT so I have to go download the new AIM on his computer but he's 11 so it requires my dad's permission and ugh it was just a horrible ordeal JUST TO DO GOOD ON YOUR FUCKING CHALLENGES.
Lexdammit I care too much
So, here I am, on my brother's computer and my my dad goes "hey cameron I'm on your aim why is your name Wanda?"
WTF DAD
So now I must explain the past 7 months of my life to him. Yay.
please tell me I'm not the only one whose parents think you're strange for this
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 21, 2012 21:04:14 GMT -5
sososo nervous I'm probably gone if we don't win this holy shit cakes
AMERICA'S FAVORITE PLAYER IS SHAKING IN HER BOOTS
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 21, 2012 21:20:30 GMT -5
iudgjiadg FUCK DARRAH
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Post by Host Brett on Jul 22, 2012 1:14:55 GMT -5
Enjoy your first confessional not from my laptop! Yeah, it died. Hopefully not for forever but it just cut off and won't cut on right now. YAY SO EXCITED. So I'm on my brother's computer now and I NEED A FUCKING BETTER TIME so try try try and I finally get one better than Semhar's (unless she lied to me that bitch) and I pull up AIM but NOOO HE DOESN'T HAVE IT so I have to go download the new AIM on his computer but he's 11 so it requires my dad's permission and ugh it was just a horrible ordeal JUST TO DO GOOD ON YOUR FUCKING CHALLENGES. Lexdammit I care too much So, here I am, on my brother's computer and my my dad goes "hey cameron I'm on your aim why is your name Wanda?" WTF DAD So now I must explain the past 7 months of my life to him. Yay. please tell me I'm not the only one whose parents think you're strange for this loooooooooooooool I once had to explain a game to my dad. Telling your parents you're a demonic entity slaughtering a maze full of people is a little awkward. |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 22, 2012 6:46:16 GMT -5
He didn't criticize me for wasting my life away on this shit, instead he told me it was wrong that I lied to people.
Fuck everything.
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Post by John Cochran on Jul 22, 2012 7:36:57 GMT -5
How dare you lie to people Wanda. YOU EVIL MONSTER.
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Post by Host Brett on Jul 22, 2012 7:43:54 GMT -5
looooooool @ lying is wrong speech
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Post by Kim Powers on Jul 22, 2012 8:45:38 GMT -5
Enjoy your first confessional not from my laptop! Yeah, it died. Hopefully not for forever but it just cut off and won't cut on right now. YAY SO EXCITED. So I'm on my brother's computer now and I NEED A FUCKING BETTER TIME so try try try and I finally get one better than Semhar's (unless she lied to me that bitch) and I pull up AIM but NOOO HE DOESN'T HAVE IT so I have to go download the new AIM on his computer but he's 11 so it requires my dad's permission and ugh it was just a horrible ordeal JUST TO DO GOOD ON YOUR FUCKING CHALLENGES. Lexdammit I care too much So, here I am, on my brother's computer and my my dad goes "hey cameron I'm on your aim why is your name Wanda?" WTF DAD So now I must explain the past 7 months of my life to him. Yay. please tell me I'm not the only one whose parents think you're strange for this I've been playing for three years and only my mom and brother know because of somewhat the same situation. They both laughed histerically at me so I decided not to tell anyone else |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 22, 2012 10:03:02 GMT -5
The last time my dad found out something embarrassing like this, he told all his work friends who told all their children who spread it around the local private school where everyone pretty much hates me anyway BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN THEM. So hopefully he doesn't spread this around again.
My dad did finally congratulate me on winning States All Stars this morning but he said that next time I should be completely honest. MY DAD DOESN'T KNOW ME AT ALL.
Then he made me go to church to repent.
Jesus Fucking Lex.
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