Diaries of the Gorillion - Stealth 4.2

[Phillip Sheppard]

The spirits will guide me, as always. They have shown me the path to the forces of the lion, AND the gorilla for a reason. They have been guiding me for years. They chose me for a reason I have yet to understand, but I don't question my fate. And that's why I'm back, trying to survive in the jungle. May the spirits have mercy upon my body and soul.



Of course I learned something from my last experience on survivor. Something even the spirits wouldn't teach me. Which is that sometimes when you get smacktalk you just need to draw your gun and shoot a motherfucker in the leg to make him shut up...



...and if that doesn't help, you pop one more in his head.



This time around STEALTH will be used on a whole 'nother level. Stealth will be used in stealth mode. Several layers down. The rabbit-hole goes deep baby, but nothing gets deeper than highly improved STEALTH 4.2 - Deadlier than ever before, way more efficient - and it will be used ruthlessly - 'cause Hell REALLY hath no fury like a lion and a gorilla when he thinks he's being provoked.



You know, Minyamada Musashi, a very famous japanese swords man once wrote a book called "the book of 5 rings". And...in that book he says what you wanna do, which is sooo difficult...it, let your enemy move first!
So I might let the others have their way first but they better be ready for the echo, 'cause I'm just waiting for the transition from Stealth to jumping in their face. Crushing them slow and painfully with my bare hands in a close-up fight, like the gorilla. Or running towards them faster than the speed of light, like the lion hunting his prey, ripping them apart in the blink of an eye.

They better say their prayers 'cause here I come - leaping through the sky!

[Phillip Sheppard]

yeah, I'm DEFINITELY going to kick a little ass around here.

[Colby Tenerelli]

my pals Phillip.

[Host Lex]

Too good

Very happy that you and Stealth are both back

[Phillip Sheppard]

Thank you Lex you jolly bastard. Glad to be here. It's an honor, as always.

So the Crème de la Crème has been cherry-picked. I will try to get to know the people of my tribe by going into stealth mode and spectate a little. See who's calling shots, who's trying to be productive, who's being smart, see who's being an idiot and so on.

*claps into hands*
*monotonic robot voice out of nowhere*
Stealth mode, activated

[Phillip Sheppard]

Things are looking good for our tribe, and for the gorillion in particular. I guess I played a big part in last night's challenge and winning it for the tribe. Getting along with people, making progress. Step by step.

Oh btw look here: Before the game Coach wrote me a PM on FE (other board). He just signed up to send me this nice PM. What a great guy (:
...to let me know that I'd better show up cause it wouldn't be good if we lost and faced tribal council and that it would probably me amongst a couple of others who'd be up for the vote because we weren't around.

I am sorry to have to go to such length to track you down. You are rarely online, Phillip and I needed to be assured you would see this. Somebody gave me this link as a means to find you so I followed it. I hope I'm not making a mistake and that this is genuinely you.

We need you for the immunity challenge today. If we don't have you partake we will lose one minute of time. That will push us over the edge and may cost us the challenge meaning we'll have to vote somebody off. With the challenge lost, you might be the obvious target if you don't show...

I know you said you were busy but it shouldn't take more than half an hour. Please add MarySartain69 to your AIM account and be online at around 5-6 PM GMT. I don't know what part of the world you live in so I can't translate that to your local timezone. My apologies.

If you are online at 5 GMT, they can begin the challenge. They need three people plus the captain (who is Mary). It's just unscrambling number and they have all the tools ready to do it so it'll just be entering a list of numbers into a forum with a password. It might not even take 30 minutes.

But you have to be there and they have to start. If the challenge isn't starting at 5, it'd help if you were around whenever is applicable for yourself. Speak to Mary throughout the day. You just need to agree on half an hour to set aside to do this. Without you, we might lose and be forced into Tribal Council. That's not something I want.

So please, be online today and contact the necessary people. It will help us all out incredibly.

As long as you arrange to do it before 9 EST tonight, we're still good. But tomorrow is too late. It has to be today.

Thanks for listening Phillip. And best of luck with what's to come.


my response:

"calm the FUCK down....I know I said friday, but obviously meant today, as in thursday! what did I say when I'd be around? 4 to 6 PM? now what's the clock? RIGHT - I am on schedule. Already giving me WOULD BE BAD FOR YOU IF YOU DONT SHOW etc....not very nice.

anyway, I DO have aim and my name is listed on the contact thread thing, so you can just add me and talk to me there. It's easier I think"


Well, funny how things turned out and I pretty much ended up saving the day or whatever eh? Now today he PM'd me, and apologized. Oh son, you done goofed!

Thank you for the response.

My apologies for being intrusive in messaging you on another forum earlier. I was nervous we would need the extra time and as it happened you really saved the day out there.

I didn't want to throw your name out and pressure you, I just really wanted us to win this as a new tribe. No hard feelings I hope. In all honesty had we lost you would not have been the person I picked to vote out in any case.

Don't worry, I wasn't meaning to make a threat. Sometimes I can be a little...blunt I'm told. But I mean well generally.

I look forward to speaking to you. It seems we are not too different, you and I.




You see, Stealth 4.2 was super efficient, just like I said it'd be. I wasn't around much, mostly in stealth mode, but when things got real I was there and delivered. Thats one of the new 4.2 features installed, shiny (but invisible) high efficiency plates!

Right now I think that Coach guy realized he pissed against the wind and that he got some of his urin on his legs. And I don't know why he thinks that him and I are alike. I do have a spine and I don't piss against the wind, so neither do I have urin on my legs

I could make this guy a useable tool....maybe when things get messy wih votes and all that. Get into some fake alliance or something. Some options on the table here. But there's still plenty of time for me to MINYAMADA MUSASHI my way out of stealth mode, to unleash the gorillion and go bananas on them fools.
Just wild, clumsy gorilla punches in all directions to the ear, the neck and on the top of the targets' heads. Bud Spencer Style. Or hunting the prey down, decimizing the herd one by one. The lion isn't greedy, he hunts down one and lets the rest run away. A) Because he knows one is just about enough to recharge energy so he can later B) Hunt down another one of the herd another day, maybe the one that got away last time and made way for the other antelope...

Ah yeah, at some point there will be no avoiding making use of the gorillion feature....But that's not gonna happen soon I think...Resting for now.

[Colby Tenerelli]

Phillip my friend what is going on in that great great mind of yours?

[Phillip Sheppard]

HEY....hey! I was meditating in stealth mode fool. Damn son. Can't a black man get a break here? My ancestors ain't done pickin' 'nuff of yo' god damn fuggin cotton yet?! *sigh*




Don't take that personal, the gorillion doesn't like to be interrupted during meditation that's all. So, what's on my mind, right nowish? Honestly I'm fine with continuing to lay low. There's no drama within the tribe, so I don't need to watch out for any serious threats yet and make arrangements accordingly. It's all good right now, the gorillion stays cool!

[First Mate DD]

Phillip, you're much more fun to watch than you are to play with!

[Phillip Sheppard]

What a big, but beautiful mouth you got there. I'd like to play with it right now.

[Boston Rob]

I wish I stuck with Stealth

[Rory "The CRU$HER" Freeman]

This is the only thing I read on this entire board. Literally I do not check any other thread... this is the only thread for me.

Stealth 4 Life

Crusher..... out!

[Phillip Sheppard]

Maybe in the next life we can all start out again and stick with stealth, and put our heart and soul in it.

[Phillip Sheppard]

Time has come...



The gorillion isn't too happy with last night's events, but he ain't doing no complaints. The road ahead is a quest, not a walk in the park. I knew that before and so I used the time that was at ease during my stay with Tribe Desterrados to load up some energy for the major Stealth 4.2 features. I knew it'd come down to me making use of them at some point, so I used only the basic Stealth features as a matter of prudence. Self-preservation is the name of the game. And the game just got ****** real!



New tribe, lost the challenge, and we're facing tribal council tonight. Off to a great start, ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY.



Tribes got mixed up. In the blink of an eye relationships were ripped apart and now it's "show and tell" all over again. Had a feeling it wouldn't be all smooth sailing. I honestly expected the tribes to be shuffled again. That is why I didn't establish too much contact to people until now and only used small doses of stealth to progress forward. The lion is a patient predator, it's like he read Minyamada Musashi's work or something. He got that waiting-game on lock. Now though I might have to make use of more efficent, but also more power-consuming, features of Stealth 4.2.

Those would include the gorilla skillset. For one, Getting close to people and gaining their trust....



...and when the time is right is just go bananas and make use of sheeer force. I'll just go off like that *snaps*



and like this...



...and like that!


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BAM BAM BAM BAM!

[Phillip Sheppard]

Sorry P.W.G......I let you down. Guess you will never get to see the gorillion in action. Except maybe, when next time I bone Nenna I'll tape it, and upload it on youporn or so. but... I don't have a youporn account....so it's not gonna happen (: