Episode #1 ~ Fans Be Cray

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

I don't know if Kourtney is a fake stupid hoe or just a brain dead moron


[10:01] Kourtney Moon: Still pissed at me? :-\
[10:02] little lion baby: neh
[10:02] Kourtney Moon: Neh as in no or what? :-(
[10:02] little lion baby: *nah
[10:02] Kourtney Moon: Well I really did hate to send you. When it came down to it I liked most everyone equally but I figured you were one of the more likeable ones
[10:03] Kourtney Moon: so I sent you to get insight on their tribe and whatnot, but you've already heard this :-\
[10:03] Kourtney Moon: I really dop hope we didn't make enemies from it. :-(
[10:03] Kourtney Moon: *do hope
[10:03] little lion baby: I tend to get over things real quickly
[10:03] little lion baby: but I still feel like a fucking loser on this tribe
[10:04] Kourtney Moon: You're not a fucking loser! I seriously had 5 minutes and no one to talk to about who to send, so I was nervous/shaking while thinking and I didn't want to send all the weird people so we'd have to turn on each other as soon as we went to Tribal
[10:05] little lion baby: that's fair enough
[10:06] Kourtney Moon: Do you think that you're in a bad spot over there? :-\
[10:06] little lion baby: umm
[10:06] little lion baby: I am not 100% sure right now
[10:07] Kourtney Moon: Well I hope you get into a good spot <3
[10:07] Kourtney Moon: I don't think you'll be there long, if you can just survive a couple votes maybe you'll make it to a swap I think
[10:07] Kourtney Moon: I'm guessing we'll have a swap at 18
[10:08] Kourtney Moon: Taking out the trash, just a second
[10:08] little lion baby: I hope so!!
[10:14] Kourtney Moon: Alright, I'm back :-D
[10:14] little lion baby: cutes!
[10:15] Kourtney Moon: Yeah :-D So how are you?
[10:16] Kourtney Moon: Btw, do you think people are still disliking Kim on Desterrados?
[10:26] little lion baby: Kim is so MIA
[10:27] Kourtney Moon: Oooh, cool I guess :-D I didn't want her rudeness on my tribe I figured she'd infect over there too and get voted out early
[10:27] little lion baby: not quite
[10:27] Kourtney Moon: So how are the faves?
[10:27] little lion baby: they're lovely people
[10:28] Kourtney Moon: I've only talked to Mike out of the ones over theree, and it was for like 5 minutes
[10:28] Kourtney Moon: He totally stole my font! :-P
[10:28] little lion baby: ohhh
[10:28] little lion baby: he is a lovely person!
[10:29] Kourtney Moon: He seemed nice :-D But it was cut short, can't remember why though
[10:29] little lion baby: well Kim is an idiot
[10:29] little lion baby: she has run to the favorites
[10:29] little lion baby: and told them all we all wanted her out first
[10:29] little lion baby: so I know she is alligned with them
[10:29] Kourtney Moon: Ugh, I was afraid she would do that :-\
[10:30] little lion baby: yeah she is a fool
[10:30] little lion baby: but im sucking up her ass
[10:30] Kourtney Moon: What do you mean? lol
[10:31] little lion baby: well Kim believe it or not is in a good position haha
[10:32] Kourtney Moon: Oooh, yeah
[10:33] Kourtney Moon: So you're sucking up to her or is sucking up her ass something different? Lol
[10:33] little lion baby: haha yes
[10:33] Kourtney Moon: Ooooh
[10:33] Kourtney Moon: Well hopefully she does something stupid sooner rather than later :-P
[10:33] little lion baby: i hope she goes first
[10:33] little lion baby: cant stand her
[10:34] Kourtney Moon: Just stay on their good side :-P Or convince them why you'd be a better ally for the time being
[10:35] Kourtney Moon: If that seems like a good move for you that is
[10:35] Kourtney Moon: Just don't want you leaving :-(
[10:36] little lion baby: I dont think ill leave too soon
[10:36] little lion baby: hopefully haha
[10:37] Kourtney Moon: I don't think so eitherrr. <3
[10:37] Kourtney Moon: I'll totally be willing to stick with you again when we're togetha againnn
[10:37] Kourtney Moon: If you'd be down with that, lol
[10:42] little lion baby: yes
[10:42] little lion baby: I am totally down
[10:42] little lion baby: <3
[10:43] Kourtney Moon: Good! I really am sorry for sending you, can't express it enough
[10:43] little lion baby: It's ok
[10:43] little lion baby: its a learning curve
[10:43] little lion baby: if i survive i survive if i dont i dont
[10:44] Kourtney Moon: But you will! <3

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

BABES I AM SO DRUNK ATM HAHA! HOOKED UP WITH TWO GUYS TONIGHT. WHO KNOWS WHY I AM POSTING THIS IN MY CONFESSIONALS!!!

[Mikayla Wingle]

Jul 12, 2012 10:18:59 GMT -5 Kelly Sharbaugh said:

BABES I AM SO DRUNK ATM HAHA! HOOKED UP WITH TWO GUYS TONIGHT. WHO KNOWS WHY I AM POSTING THIS IN MY CONFESSIONALS!!!

My new Best Friend

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

Jul 12, 2012 15:10:58 GMT -5 Mikayla Wingle said:

Jul 12, 2012 10:18:59 GMT -5 Kelly Sharbaugh said:

BABES I AM SO DRUNK ATM HAHA! HOOKED UP WITH TWO GUYS TONIGHT. WHO KNOWS WHY I AM POSTING THIS IN MY CONFESSIONALS!!!

My new Best Friend

I feel so sickly and hungover it's 6.30am and I reek like vodka and fake tan. I feel like an actual dirty bitch. I am pretty much on par with Snooki right now! There will be some nasty ass club photos of me later today D;

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

Episode #1.
Fans Be Cray

Okay my barbz! after showering and eliminating the fake tan smell and eating a gut load of junk food to cure my hangover I am now going to post a slight in depth confessional of the entire first episode for me.

So as you all know we started out Fans vs. Faves on the two separate camps. At that point I felt really close with Darrah. She was my main ally in this game and we pretty much gave each other our word from the start. I was also really close with Kourtney (at the time I adored her), Frosti because he is an Australian, Natalie as well because she was nice and slutty like myself and I had a huge crush for J.T.

So after the whole leader challenge and Kourtney banished me to the outcasts tribe with Coach, Mary and Kim. I was so livid. I wanted and still do want to kill Kourtney. I feel like she is a shady player, like a snake in the grass. She still constantly tries and talks to me saying how much it was a strategic move to send me here because I can get insight on the favorites and then run back to her and feed her the information. Bitch please! she put me on a tribe with 3 noodles (Mary, Coach and Kim) all three who I disliked the most on the original fans tribe.

After going to bed that night of the switch up - I know this may sound lame but I was legitimately upset that she had sent me over say Natalie or Ace. I felt like a fucking loser. Like the nerdy kid at school who nobody wanted on their dodgeball team. That's how I felt.
However I didn't show it or tell the new people on my new tribe. I still wanted to be my slutty self and have a vibrant personality which people just love.

So I pretty much made deals with people who I like the most and who I think is going to help me in the long run in this game. Being loved by all the fans is one thing but I feel like trying to weasel my way into the favorites is even better and could potentially help my game in the long run.

That being said I made a pact with Coach basically telling him he has my loyalty and I will look after him if he looks after me. He pretty much proposed it and I felt obliged because I kind of had nobody else to really fall back onto on this tribe. I then started talking to Mary heaps and we click so well that I know a potential alliance is going to blossom out of it.
Now for Semhar. I don't know. I like her as a person and outside the game I love! but right now Semhar seems distant towards me and I don't know why? maybe she gets a vibe that I am out for blood and vengeance but I kind of want to team up with Semhar because I know she is going to be a cunt of a player to get rid of and will cause a blood bath.
Mike then approached me earlier on and basically said - I like you the most and I'd love to align with you. I was pretty much all for it. I told him who I liked and who I disliked on the tribe.
I basically said Kim is a fucktard and needs to go. Phillip is a bizarre one and needs actual medical help if he thinks it's OKAY to smoke weed while doing a challenge. Like I don't think that's a necessary thing to tell me when we are doing a challenge. I wish I had turned around and told him that I was waxing my vaj-jay-jay. It's irrelevant and kind of attention seeking in my eyes.

So we won the challenge and I am actually so stoked about it! I just wanted to win and show that we are the dominant tribe and we are a very strong tribe at that. We did slaughter everyone which felt amazing. It was even better absolutely hammering the fans. It's what I wanted to happen the most.
I am just excited to see who get's the boot from both tribes. So I figured I'd make a prediction and it's going to be a very wild one but I am going to say from the Favorites I think;


just simply based on how active he is on the boards and stuff and he doesn't look as strong. He is fucking sexy though. Eye candy for sure. But based on activity he looks weak in that area.


For the fans I am going to say;


I really don't know where they stand but I know that Natalie isn't liked by a few people and such but she is a clever player and I hope she flips it somehow and Kourtney is voted out first <3 that would make my dream. But this is just a random guess for now and I am just having a feeling that my hoe will be voted out.


So that's all for now I think.
Enjoy this,

xo.