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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 10, 2012 0:13:19 GMT -5
Episode #1.
Fans Be Cray
Well I am so excited that this game has finally begun and I am ready to take shit down.
I feel so inactive already compared to these other people in the game simply because my post count is so low compared to others D;
ah but don't let that fool you fellow KellSkanky Fans! all my Barbz and Ken Barbz best be lovin' some Kelly ShaaaaWHORE.
So onto the game. Right now I am feeling OKAY amongst the tribe. I am kinda going to float and follow and not be so outspoken and loud right off the bat. I plan to play very Sandra from Heroes Vs Villains. Sly and devious. I pretty much hate everyone on my tribe apart from Darrah and Frosti. Natalie is OKAY but she still needs some work.
I do feel pretty confident aligning with Darrah because she and I both agree that we like JT, Frosti and Kourtney. So a potential young hot person alliance could emerge from this unless those spastics try and align with the crazy short cakes, i.e; Coach, Wanda, Ace. Those people do my absolute head in and I can't wait to vote Coach's ass out simply because he is an arrogant little fucktard.
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 10, 2012 0:59:32 GMT -5
Absolute pig and I hate him. Right off the bat he was making smart ass remarks to me and pretty much degrading my blonde hair and saying how much of a stupid bitch I was. I don't agree. I am still real unsure on Ace if I can trust him. But I know for a fact I wont be working with that grogan anytime soon. |
Dweeb and crazy psycho! I can't stand the little fucker and I can not wait to vote his ass out. There's one way to play the game and have a personality and character but there's always that step to far. I find Coach to be somewhat of a jackass. He is rude and cocky and his days are numbered now that he has made an enemy. |
Love this slut to pieces. Definitely an alliance with her. She is my home girl and we have played in several games together and known each other for about 2/3 years now so we do have a strong bond and will pretty much be loyal to the end. We will ruffle some feathers and cause some chaos. We have a vendetta against a certain someone in this game and we've found out that this person is a fave so we are ready to kill |
Love this little munchkin. He is a fellow Australian and we have a lot in common and talk a fair bit. I definately see an alliance with him, Darrah and myself forming simply because he is so sweet and down to earth and that's what I like and he is a jackass crazy cat like Coach. I trust Frosti but not fully. But it is slowly building at this point. |
My future husband. He is such a darling. I love his face to bits. Seeing his avatar makes me real horny and weak at the knees. I can't stop but stare at him. I like JT but there is still more to learn about him. He is a little shady and a little reserved at this point so I am still feeling around and finding more out about him. |
I've spoken to this bitch for legit 3 minutes and she is more boring than a hot steamy dead kangaroo on the side of the road. Slut move on. |
Love this darling girl. I can't even swear or say anything bad about her because she is so lovely and down to earth. Darrah and myself basically said that she is a goddess and I want to play the game with Kourtney from the start to end. She is such a sweetheart. God bless. I can say right away I trust Kourtney with absolutely anything. |
Mary I don't know that well. She seems kind of cool because she is skanky and that's what I like about her. She does anything and says anything she wants. However I don't fully know Mary all that well right now. |
I did like Natalie until she told me she liked Coach. Then right of the bat I knew that she is a brain dead moron. Absolute moron! She clearly looks like the type of player who will leach onto anyone with a big personality so she will be protected because all these obnoxious out there players will cover her up. I have my eye on Natalie. She is the dark horse of the fans tribe I believe and I am going to watch her damn good. Because ultimately I feel like Natalie will play a similar strategy to me and I am the only hot ninja in this game so she can suck my left boob. |
Love this bird. Absolute top bird she is! She can be crazy and get into the character but you can also talk to her about other stuff as well. I can see myself working closely with the good old Wanda. She is a quirky lass and I feel like everyone will come to love her./ |
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Post by Host Lex on Jul 10, 2012 2:54:16 GMT -5
"We have a vendetta against a certain someone in this game and we've found out that this person is a fave so we are ready to kill"
Who!
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 10, 2012 3:17:16 GMT -5
"We have a vendetta against a certain someone in this game and we've found out that this person is a fave so we are ready to kill" Who! Semhar  revenge. |
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 10, 2012 7:44:31 GMT -5
just a little convo between Wanda and myself
[22:08] Wanda Shirk: Hey hey whore <3
[22:09] little lion baby: MAMA WHORE HEY
[22:09] Wanda Shirk: How you be doinnnnnn
[22:09] little lion baby: super good
[22:09] little lion baby: up late having a tea and chocolate and watching tocantins haha
[22:12] Wanda Shirk: hahah tocantins <3
[22:12] Wanda Shirk: where do you live?
[22:12] little lion baby: loves it
[22:12] little lion baby: I am at merge atm
[22:12] little lion baby: and i am australian and you? ya saucy mama
[22:13] Wanda Shirk: Oooh I wanna hear your accent <3 and I'm from the states. unfortunately. I hate the states
[22:13] little lion baby: haha you can hear it asap haha
[22:14] little lion baby: once my cold vanquishes it's all yours haha
[22:14] Wanda Shirk: ooh goody <3 <3
[22:15] little lion baby: i've known you like 5 minutes and already fucking want to rape you
[22:15] little lion baby: is this weird?
[22:17] Wanda Shirk: no the feeling is mutual bitch
[22:17] Wanda Shirk: <
[22:17] Wanda Shirk: <3
[22:17] little lion baby: haha I feel like ive known you before haha
[22:18] little lion baby: do you know me? or are we a new hot couple
[22:18] Wanda Shirk: hahah we probably have played together beforeee
[22:18] Wanda Shirk: i don't think i know you
[22:18] little lion baby: haha delish!
[22:18] Wanda Shirk: so maybe we're just like
[22:18] little lion baby: oh beautiful
[22:18] Wanda Shirk: god-made sex partners
[22:18] little lion baby: we are meant to be
[22:18] little lion baby: haha
[22:18] little lion baby: I'd love it if you where my mum
[22:18] little lion baby: kinky mother daughter sexual relationship
[22:20] Wanda Shirk: omg omg
[22:20] Wanda Shirk: we'd have those epic videos on youtube of our sexual encounters
[22:20] Wanda Shirk: and everyone would be like
[22:20] Wanda Shirk: "ewww this is nasty"
[22:20] Wanda Shirk: and we'd be like "STFU IT IS PASSION"
[22:20] little lion baby: but they'd still watch it
[22:20] little lion baby: cos' they're intrigued
[22:21] little lion baby: and watch it
[22:21] little lion baby: and then their genitals will legit like explode
[22:21] Wanda Shirk: oh my god
[22:21] Wanda Shirk: we could get sued for the amount of sexual tension we cause
[22:21] little lion baby: we could win like an academy award for our beautiful creations
[22:22] Wanda Shirk: Oh my god
[22:22] Wanda Shirk: Official showmance
[22:22] little lion baby: haha fuck I love us
[22:23] little lion baby: so how are you loving the game so far?
[22:23] Wanda Shirk: Kinky lesbian mama daughter while sweaty and dirty surrounded by sausages
[22:23] Wanda Shirk: this game is epic
[22:23] Wanda Shirk: all the kinky
[22:23] Wanda Shirk: but we will talk later bc i have to go get naked and wet
[22:23] Wanda Shirk: in the shower
[22:23] little lion baby: hahaha
[22:23] little lion baby: fucking yum!
[22:23] little lion baby: okay well I will just play with myself while you shower
[22:23] little lion baby: ya hot slut
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Post by Mikayla Wingle on Jul 10, 2012 19:08:10 GMT -5
God you are gonna catch an STD out here
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 10, 2012 19:15:14 GMT -5
Episode #1.
Fans Be Cray
I officially HATE Kourtney now. She will be the first whore on my books who I plan on voting out now. I am glad to be here on the outcast's tribe with Semhar, Eliza, Mary and Coach because now I feel a little more confident with these people in knowing that I will do well. I don't know why but yeah.
Back to Kourtney. I hate her SO much right now. I trusted her and she sent me as one of the 4 outcasts? who the fuck does she think she is? She has really pissed me off and I hope now that this hurts her and how she plays the game because I want to take her out as soon as I have the opportunity. Better find that idol on exile you slut! because that will be the only thing what keeps you here for a few more days.
I felt super close with all the other fans on the fans tribe and now I am stuck with Coach, Mary and Kim the people who I liked least on the fans. It's so awesome!
But now maybe I will just play with the favorites and ride them to the end and knock out each fan. At the start I was all about fans to the end and beating the favorites but now the fans have pissed me off so much I am going to make sure either a favorite or myself wins now.
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 10, 2012 19:21:12 GMT -5
[10:15] Kourtney Moon: Kelly!
[10:16] little lion baby: Hi.
[10:16] Kourtney Moon: I am so so so sorry :-\
[10:16] Kourtney Moon: Are you mad at me? :-(
[10:16] little lion baby: fucking furious.
[10:17] Kourtney Moon: I didn't ask for it :-\ I didn't know who to send. I was confident you'd do fine over there
[10:17] Kourtney Moon: I had like 5 minutes to make the decision :-\
[10:17] little lion baby: It's fine. Good luck.
[10:18] Kourtney Moon: Ugh, I really am sorry.
[10:18] Kourtney Moon: I didn't know who to send, and I wanted to send a strong player over there to be a spy into the favorites tribe, and you're very likable so I figured you'd be the one to do it
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Post by First Mate DD on Jul 10, 2012 21:52:24 GMT -5
I like the juxtaposition of that post to your signature.
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 10, 2012 22:40:52 GMT -5
I don't know what that means? You are talking to the dumbest person ever!
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Post by Host Lex on Jul 10, 2012 22:44:23 GMT -5
loool
She's saying your Kourtney hate post goes well with your signature. As if you're calling her a stupid hoe
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 10, 2012 23:23:39 GMT -5
Oh right! typical blonde moment for me  but yeah Kourtney is more than a stupid hoe. I actually want to smash her in the face or hopefully she breaks her wrist in real life and can't type and do the challenges and is forced to quit. That would actually make my life! |
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Post by Host Lex on Jul 10, 2012 23:59:58 GMT -5
lol'd ^
Who do you feel closest to on your new tribe?
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 11, 2012 2:28:29 GMT -5
lol'd ^ Who do you feel closest to on your new tribe? I am like legit eating my words right now but believe it or not. I am probably closest to Coach. He came to me a bit earlier on and basically asked to work with me and said I was one of his favorites when we where over at the fans camp. So I kinda said yes. I feel like I am pretty close with Eliza too. Even though I don't trust Semhar and plan on taking revenge on the bitch I am sucking up her ass so bad right now because I kind of like this tribe better than the old one so I want the numbers on my side. I still fucking HATE Kim though. She has to be one of the worst players ever. Please bring back Tarzan, Lex and if you don't then it will solidify your title as not 'The Bastard' but 'THEE Cunt'! I can't stand Kim she is such a waste of space. She is useless, rude, and never around and doesn't participate in sausage festivities. Oh and she isn't an original cast member. Therefore she can fuck right off! |
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Post by Kelly Sharbaugh on Jul 11, 2012 2:35:40 GMT -5
 How I eat my sausage.. Oh and Kourtney's heart. |
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