It's Day 1 of this long journey to become the next
sole sausage survivor. I'm really ecstatic to be here! And we're told that we are playing against some of the favourites from seasons past.
How exciting is that?!
I've followed every season and I know these people and how they play, some are good, some are entertaining and some are just retarded as fuck. This will be an interesting season that's for sure.
We're already separated into a fans and favourites tribe. Over at the fans camp, it was a bit quiet on my end until Frosti; the first person to approach me, lol. We hit it off right off the bat. I say we had a good first chatting. The guy keeps wanting to put naughty stuff in my mind, how rude.
Boy, I'm an innocent little flower now, staaaaaaaap.
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The next day, a challenge was already being in put. lol Now I've seen the past seasons so my guess was that, it had to be a captains challenge.
It's a tradition to have that in this series!
Annnnnnnnnnnnd of course, I was right. ;D At first, I didn't care if I were to win it of not, I was having power outrage issues.. and I know that this series is known for a "Captain's curse" and why the hell do I want to be made out as a huge threat so early anyways?
...and that all changed. It was down to myself, Coach, Darrah and Kourtney, I never thought I last that long, lool. But oh well, I figured I go all the way anyways however, I really didn't want Coach nor Darrah to win it.
Darrah kept pestering about when I was going to drop out soon. And I'm like, helllllllllll no, bitch.
Why don't you drop out?
Kourtney and I bonded extremely well during the challenge and I think that made us become really close. Us girls thought it be a good idea to all of a sudden 'power' Coach so he'll get overwhelmed and hopefully drop out of the challenge. Then suddenly, Christmas came early, Coach is out of the challenge at 4th. <3 I really don't know why but I have a gut feeling that I don't think he likes me too much; I don't know what I did to make him not like me, I haven't even bitched yet. lmfao
Then Darrah had to leave and it was down to Kourtney and I, just how I wanted it to be. I could've won that if I wanted to but I didn't care tbh. I decided to be nice and let Kourtney have it, she wanted to name the tribe and I hate coming up with names for a tribe.
I just wanted it so I could go to exile with Bob Dawg since I knew he won. lool
But whatevs, I have two good friends on exile and they keep me upated on what's going on there. I know that the clue is something ridiculous like "Blue Tribe". Lammmmmeeeeeeeeeee
Also, I've gotten to bond with Kelly. She's quite interesting and very whorish. Yeah, just my girl. ;D
Then I've had quick chats with Coach and Wanda... they're kinda boring, I really don't know what to talk about with them. In the end, I say, I've become close with Kelly, Kourtney and Frosti.
How exciting is that?! 
It's a tradition to have that in this series! 
Why don't you drop out? 
But whatevs, I have two good friends on exile and they keep me upated on what's going on there. I know that the clue is something ridiculous like "Blue Tribe". Lammmmmeeeeeeeeeee
