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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 7, 2012 23:48:04 GMT -5
ROUND #1 Hello, hosts Brett and Lex! My name is Eliza Orlins and welcome to my lovely confessional area. I'll be sure to keep this updated almost every single day to tell to you guys what the hell is going on with my strategic and social game. This is actually going to be my second game in this series and I hope that, this time around, I really can show my true potential and leave a huge mark on this season. I'm bringing my A-game and I'm sure no one, NO ONE, is going to come between me and the title of Sole Survivor. Also, I'm not going to be a hero and play for the good guys to win at the end. NOT AT ALL. I'm here to be a bitch and own this game like I'm the star of the show and the other 17 players are just the extras. So, you better better write ELIZA ORLINS on the 1 million dollar check, because I will outwit, outplay and outlast all of my opponents! |
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 8, 2012 0:02:51 GMT -5
These first few days are all about exploring the unknown territory and making connections with as much people as you can, so that's exactly what I'm doing right now. I'm really trying to know each and every single person in this competition, which is one thing that I never had a chance to do in Sloppy Seconds because I entered the competition at the eleventh hour. As of right now, I didn't really talk to everyone in the whole cast, but I'm definitely gonna try to do that over the next few days. So, let's take a look at what I've been doing over the past few hours: I really like both Misty and Kourtney, they seem like great girls and I hope I can continue to create a bond with both of them because I could really use some allies in the near future. Also, I had a great, nice and huge conversation with Ted, but I kinda forgot to save the log history... Stupid me!  |
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 8, 2012 0:11:45 GMT -5
So... Please, can somebody explain to me what's all about with Sekou? People are talking about him like he's the life of the party or something like that while everything he does is just post "..." and a picture of himself. It's that supposed to be funny or something like that? Because I don't think so, sorry.  In my humble opinion, people should be welcoming ME, not him. And while I wait for them to do that, I'm gonna keep singing this amazing song that really describes what I'm planning to do in this game. Enjoy!
"Been there done that messed around
I'm havin' fun don't put me down
I'll never let you
sweep me off my feet
I won't let you in again
the messages I've tried to send
my informations just not goin' in
burnin' brigdes, shore to shore
I break away from somethin' more
I'm not to, not to love until it's cheap
Been there done that messed around
I'm havin' fun don't put me down
I'll never let you
sweep me off my feet
This time baby,
I'll be bulletproof
This time baby,
I'll be bulletproof
I won't let you turn around
I'll tell you now I'm much too pround
to walk away from somethin' when it's dead
do, do, do your dirty worst
come out to play when you are hurt
there's certain things
that should be left unsaid
tick, tick, tick, tick on the watch
life's too short for me to stop
oh baby, your time is runnin' out
I won't let you turn around
I'll tell you now I'm much too pround
all you do is fill me up with doubt
This time baby,
I'll be bulletproof
This time baby,
I'll be bulletproof"
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Post by Stephanie "Hobbit" Valencia on Jul 8, 2012 0:20:59 GMT -5
La Roux <333333333
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 8, 2012 21:24:29 GMT -5
I'm really trying to stay away from all of the drama... At least for now, but apparently, it's not working at all. All of the sudden, John sends me this following PM: Seriously, what the hell is going on right here? Why can't the drama just leave me alone for a minute, y'all? I'm seriously not doing anything sneaky or suspicious and, before even Day 1, people are throwing me under the bus and saying that I think John is worthless or something like that. That's not cool at all. So, as any smart person would do, I decided to talk with John right away. Take a look at conversation: Let me try to get this straight, Michael is calling me out on something that Michael Skupin said last season... And taking a whole different spin on what really happened. What the hell, y'all? I just tried to block him out of the way during the Rat Race challenge because he was the only person from his old tribe that wasn't online. AND THAT'S IT. Seriously, did I even say anything about him being awful at challenges or a bad person? SERIOUSLY? For God's sake, I even called him the nicest person around in Sloppy Seconds during the first week, when the tribes weren't picked. I don't know what's up with him, but it's probably something really serious, like not knowing how to read in English. I hope that he's buying what I'm saying, because I don't want anyone against me at this point in the competition. All of the Favorites seem like strong people, which seems pretty damn great because it looks like we'll probably dominate the challenge, but it also means that any single detail can make or break one of us. And I'm fully aware that John is probably the biggest joke of the Sausage Island series, but I can't pretend like nobody gives a damn about what he has to say, right? He's still a person and he still owns a vote, which can vote me out or keep me in this game for a little while longer. Anyway, my fingers are crossed and I'm seriously hoping that he forgets all about it. God, he probably already did and I'm just stressing out for nothing. I hate being so paranoid about every single damn little detail... |
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 8, 2012 21:42:02 GMT -5
I think I already have talked with pretty much half of my tribe, which is not as much as I really wanted, but most of them are not very much online, which sucks. Some of them are really nice and fun, like Misty: And Judd: But, gosh, some of those people here are really boring. Like, I had to fight to keep a single damn conversation with them, which is never a good thing to do. Seriously, Bob Dawg, what is your problem with me? Are you from Sparta? Why the hell can't you even pretend like you're interested in talking with me about anything? I've tried, y'all, but that just makes me like you even less... Sorry! |
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 8, 2012 21:53:25 GMT -5
Katie Upton is really helping my social game, which completely random and I love it! SERIOUSLY! After associating her with the word breasts, which makes total sense, Frosti decided to talk with me, congratulating me like I won an award or something. LMFAO! So... Thank you, Katie Upton!  |
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Post by Mikayla Wingle on Jul 9, 2012 3:57:37 GMT -5
GoOd luck Eliza  |
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 9, 2012 17:27:13 GMT -5
GoOd luck Eliza Thanks, Miki!  |
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 9, 2012 19:21:01 GMT -5
            Bob Dawg Mason: sausagebobdawg Eliza Orlins: lucywithdiamondz Jay Byars: JenuineJen69 John Carroll: johnjownage Judd Sergeant: youjustgotjudded Mike Chiesl: clumbze13 Misty Giles: Asianxchick90210 Phillip Sheppard: petetalk Sekou: bigblacksekou Semhar Tadesse: AgelessSpiritOfTheChild Ted Rogers: TedGrindsGhandia |
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 10, 2012 8:21:02 GMT -5
Before talking about my amazing ( ) performance at the Captain's Challenge, I desperately need to vent about something very, very important. Last night, Tarzan called it quits and was replaced by another person: Kim. I wouldn't care very much about it if this was a normal situation. Actually, I was kinda happy because the girls were really outnumbered by the guys before and Kim is one of my favorite Survivors of the past few years, but that was then and this is now, y'all! I was feeling alright about Kim joining this season BEFORE I looked at the post and found out she's actually LUNA F*CKING DARK MOTHERF*CKING HAWK! Seriously, this is another proof that luck isn't on my side after all and I'm going to battle it to stay until the Final Tribal Council, because that bitch is actually the only person I truly despise in the whole Online Reality Game community. Like, good lord, I don't think I hate anyone more than her in my real life, and that's something, believe in my words. I only played with her in one game: Can You Survive - Mariana's Island (along with a sexy hobbit called Stephanie Valencia ) and we were from the same alliance, even though I rolled my eyes every single time she tried to show that she was a rebel, a bitch or something like that. For real, that whore just tried too damn hard to be believable and amazing, which was not fun at all. But, my hate towards her doesn't come from that, actually. As some of you might know (only Lex, Brett and Steph, probably), I'm also a host and I've created two series of Survivor game. One is pretty sucessful (in my opinion) and we're going to do a sixth season this month, while the other one was just amazingly awful and I think Stephanie can agree with me about that, even if she was an amazing winner. Anyway, she played the second season of my failed series, which is the biggest piece of crap ever found on proboards. It was not my fault, I think, because some (like, half the cast ) of the players just got missing and I had to change A LOT of the challenges and twists to make up for it, but I stayed with that sinking ship until the very end. But, this bitch said everything was MY FAULT and that I shouldn't even try to host another Online Reality Game ever again, because I was such a fail at life. Along with that, she said she was the best player out of everyone in the ORG community and refused to write confessionals, answer Tribal Council question and even play in challenges, saying that she was too good of a play to even bother to do that, because she was definitely going to win just because she's the most amazing human being in the face of planet Earth. She would literaly just come up to vote, which made me want to punch that bitch in the face. Like, I wouldn't mind if the Holy Inquisition came back just to burn that bitch down. BURN, BABY, BURN! Ok, not really... Now you understand why I just hate that horrible person? I don't hate anyone very easily, but when I do, it's a done deal. I don't usually just forgive and forget, so I'm holding A LOT of grudge against that disgusting creature and I'm going to do everything I'm capable to make that she gets out of MY ISLAND ( ) as soon as possible. Be careful, Kimwhorely, I'm coming for you, you STUPID HOE!
"You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe (yeah), you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)"
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 10, 2012 9:07:14 GMT -5
Oh, I just remembered that I'm playing as an alias in this game, so Kimwhorely doesn't know who the hell I am... Love it! <3
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Jul 10, 2012 9:29:23 GMT -5
Last night was the most important moment of this game for me up until this point, because I finally go to know basically all of the important people from my tribe, some of them for the very first time, while getting closer to the ones I already knew from the days before, like Misty, Ted, Bob Dawg and Mike. The first challenge of the season was, again, the Captain's Challenge. But, instead of picking tribes, the winners just won the right to choose the tribes' names and colors, along with a trip to H.M.S. Salsus, with seems like a cool twist. I'm really looking forward to going there and finding out how I'm finally getting my lovely Hidden Immunity Idol, so I hope the Captains didn't find them already. At first, I thought the whole competition was going to be very, very hard, but it kinda wasn't at all? Phillip, John and Sekou just weren't there to even play, Judd failed because he couldn't understand the basic rules of the challenge and Jay had to call it quits because his timezone is just awful, so it was basically just six people after a couple of minutes: myself, Ted, Semhar, Bob Dawg, Misty and Mike. Unfortunately Mike and Semhar missed their times for god know what reason, so it was basically just four people after a couple of hours. I really thought we all could last a while, but then Misty decided to give up. Seriously, I can't understand that girl, because she was saying during the whole time that she was going to play for 12 hours or more, than just quit. A couple of minutes after that, I got played by Bob Dawg and Ted, who tossed the sausage to me just before Brett posted something, so I didn't even see it. Literally just one toss after, Ted's computer just failed and Bobby automatically won the challenge, which was very anti-climatic, in my opinion. I'm glad for him because I think he actually really wanted to be the Captain again, so good for him, right? I didn't even want that because luck is already NOT on my side, I wouldn't like a curse at all. I was only playing this challenge to prove to every one of the Favorites that I'm the robbed queen of Sloppy Seconds and that I'm ready to stay and help my tribemates win a lot of Immunity Challenges. And, at the end of the day, I think I showed everyone that I am truly worthy of my spot in this season. But, for me, more importantly than the challenge itself was the chat. Take a look at it: Since there's A LOT to talk about, I'm just gonna create a little sketch to make things easier for me. So, welcome to the very first... ELIZA TELLS IT LIKE IT IS! In this session, I'm gonna express my feelings towards every single one of my tribemates, alright? Let's roll it! Who? Who? Sekou? I'm very happy that still have a lone surviving member of Homo sapiens, or even maybe Homo neanderthalensis. I hope he helps science, because that's probably gonna be the only good thing he ever does in his existence. We only had this brief conversation before the challenge: I don't know him very well, but he seems like a fine dude. The truth is I like him because he's british, alright? At least I'm being honest! He seems like your typical alpha male borewhore, you know? I don't have anything good or bad to say about him... I don't know why, but he seemed very more interesting last night than even before. I guess he just didn't want to talk earlier? I don't like that! He's definitely one of the funniest players in this game. My plan is to get closer to him, because I would love to be in an alliance with him and have fun until the very end of this competition. OH.MY.GOD! I love this girl so freaking very much, from the lovely poetry to the hour-long catfight between her and Misty during the challenge, she's just an amazing spark of life. I love her and I want her to be with me until the end. Can we all agree that she's a bitch? B-I-T-C-H! And I don't mean that in a negative way, because she's definitely a fun bitch, which I always love. Right from the start of the competition, she had one rule: If you attack me, I'm gonna attack you. And when Semhar did toss the sausage to her, she started a catfight that last one freaking hour or more. I LOVE IT! Like any smart person would do, I made a deal with her, due to her rule for this challenge. Take a look at it: I don't understand why the hell did she gave up after only a couple of hours when she even said to me that she would be keep holding on for 12 hours or more, but at least she kept her word to me and that's classy. I know he left early at the challenge and everything, but he was at work and he couldn't understand the rules, so that's two better reasons that Sekou's, John's and Phillip's, right? Also, I think he's a great dude and I think we definitely share a connection because we came from the same season, Sloppy Seconds. Take a look at one of the conversations we had last night: So, I think we're alligned, right? I hope he's a well-connected man, because I don't want to be on the outs of a bigger alliance just like last time, you know? So, I'm definitely gonna make sure that I'm in a good position all by myself. I only have one thing to say to you, you whore: |
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Post by Stephanie "Hobbit" Valencia on Jul 10, 2012 10:02:15 GMT -5
*DIES* at the John description.
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Post by Mikayla Wingle on Jul 10, 2012 13:39:21 GMT -5
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