The Diaries of a Smoking Hot Babe

[Host Brett]

You use it during tribal council.

[Mary Sartain]

Mary Sartain 2:52 pm
hey

Ace Gordon 2:53 pm
ummm
one moment


Ted Rogers 2:53 pm
welcome Mary :-)

Coach Wade 2:53 pm
Okay

Jay Byars 2:53 pm
hey mary

Ace Gordon 2:53 pm
ok nvm I misunderstood
Kourt said she got a family visit

Coach Wade 2:54 pm
She did?

Jay Byars 2:54 pm
i won that last time!

Ted Rogers 2:55 pm
lol family visit= nothing

Jay Byars 2:55 pm
omg it was the best prize :-(

Coach Wade 2:55 pm
Do they get to all sit in tribal council?

Jay Byars 2:55 pm
yes
5x votes

Coach Wade 2:55 pm
=-O

Jay Byars 2:55 pm
jk :-(

Coach Wade 2:56 pm
The worst case would be somebody having a vote checker and a hidden idol
I think Kourtney wants that image to be out there

Ted Rogers 2:56 pm
ahhhhhhh...yes

Coach Wade 2:56 pm
Because maybe it'd help her swing a vote or two

Jay Byars 2:56 pm
that she has both?

Coach Wade 2:56 pm
Well, that her group has both

Jay Byars 2:56 pm
ah

Coach Wade 2:56 pm
Because it makes any vote against them seem hopeless
Which she can use to get an extra voter
If she had six we'd be in the minority
But with the five of us staying solid on this, she won't get six

Ted Rogers 2:57 pm
they don't have an idol excepr for Dawg

Coach Wade 2:57 pm
Unless Kelly won one
But I doubt it

Jay Byars 2:57 pm
someone will have won a coconut too

Ted Rogers 2:57 pm
the idol is in Eliza's chest most likely
which I will not allow to be opened unless i get it

Mary Sartain 2:58 pm
:-D

Jay Byars 2:58 pm
trade nudes for it

Mary Sartain 2:58 pm
lol

Ace Gordon 2:58 pm
I hinted to Kourt that she should use her checker on Dawg

Coach Wade 2:58 pm
That's a good idea

Ted Rogers 2:59 pm
we can vote kelly if u want before the deadline is just if anyone forgets or cant change in time

Ted Rogers 2:59 pm
it could be a disaster

Coach Wade 2:59 pm
I doubt Kourtney has a vote checker

Ted Rogers 2:59 pm
she is telling different stories

Coach Wade 2:59 pm
That's the thing

Ace Gordon 3:00 pm
yeah
She said she wanted to use on Coach in case of an idol
then said she may do Bob Dawg when I suggested it, now she's saying she's going to save it
so who knows

Coach Wade 3:00 pm
I'll still switch my vote last minute

Jay Byars 3:00 pm
i told her to not use it

Ace Gordon 3:00 pm
tbh I don't see them using an idol if they have it... they really think they're in control

Coach Wade 3:00 pm
Just to be safe
Yeah
They're very confident
The secret of the whole thing though is Mike
He isn't
he's paranoid

Coach Wade 3:01 pm
He's on the outs
They won't even tell him what they won

Jay Byars 3:01 pm
who is it that theyre voting? mary?

Coach Wade 3:01 pm
I can't see that happening

Ted Rogers 3:01 pm
well that is what Kourtney told me to vote

Jay Byars 3:01 pm
kourt said mary to me

Ted Rogers 3:02 pm
and Eliza when I was talking to her

Coach Wade 3:02 pm
Yeah but they want me to use "my idol"

Mary Sartain 3:02 pm
:-(

Coach Wade 3:02 pm
They all think I have one

Ted Rogers 3:02 pm
they do need a 6th vote....
cause they have 5 at the most

Coach Wade 3:02 pm
I think they want me to know it's Mary
hoping to flush an idol
Mary had two prizes too
It seems a likely cause
Then they'll switch for a different target

Mary Sartain 3:03 pm
perhaps

Coach Wade 3:03 pm
I think it'll be a clean vote

Jay Byars 3:03 pm
they just assume theyre in control

Ace Gordon 3:03 pm
Kourt just told me to vote Mary

Coach Wade 3:04 pm
Kourtney has been paranoid about me having an idol for the past few rounds

Jay Byars 3:04 pm
ill tell her i am but obvi not :-!

Coach Wade 3:04 pm
It seems like a ruse

Mary Sartain 3:05 pm
has she told everyone about it?
expect like me
except

Coach Wade 3:05 pm
Not me but no surprises there

Coach Wade 3:05 pm
I think we need to tell Bob and Mike we're voting Kelly
While the rest of us vote Kourtney
if either Bob or Mike give into their paranoia we'll have majority
if they don't we'll have a two way tie
And we can break that tie
If Kourtney is already on the line, it won't take much pushing Mike or whoever to throw an extra vote in

Jay Byars 3:06 pm
i dont wanna tie lol

Coach Wade 3:07 pm
Well
What other shot do we have?

Jay Byars 3:07 pm
i guess

Ted Rogers 3:07 pm
yeah if we all do this worst case is a tie

Coach Wade 3:08 pm
The worst thing to come from this is that alliance winning the vote and systematically voting us off one by one
I think taking Kourtney out will dissolve it

Mary Sartain 3:08 pm
yeah shes the glue

Jay Byars 3:08 pm
i hope so

Coach Wade 3:09 pm
If all five of us are 100% behind this we can make the vote
I don't believe they have an idol or a vote checker
It'll be a no idols played, clean vote

Ted Rogers 3:09 pm
i think so as well

Jay Byars 3:10 pm
then im guessing some idols will appear next round

Coach Wade 3:10 pm
Maybe
If we make sure Bob and Mike think the target is Kelly
I'm sure at least one of them will vote
Bob is less likely
I have no idea what game he's playing

Ted Rogers 3:11 pm
yeah his game is very strange
all over the place
no way anyone can trust him

Coach Wade 3:12 pm
He's still trying to play it straight like he voted Eliza last time

Ted Rogers 3:12 pm
lol

Mary Sartain 3:14 pm
lol bobby

Ace Gordon 3:17 pm
so who is he trying to blame the Judd vote on, me?

Coach Wade 3:17 pm
Yeah

Ace Gordon 3:17 pm
figures

Coach Wade 3:17 pm
I asked straight up because I wasn't sure. After it was over I said did Ace make the fifth vote and he said "yeah"
no hesitation
no "I'm not sure"
Just "yeah"
straight off
He's not a good liar

Ace Gordon 3:18 pm
haha

Mary Sartain 3:18 pm
lol

Jay Byars 3:18 pm
damn you ace

Ace Gordon 3:18 pm

kind hard to blame the vote on someone who has themed votes

Jay Byars 3:18 pm
which are yours

Ace Gordon 3:19 pm
the machete votes

Jay Byars 3:19 pm
ah

Coach Wade 3:20 pm
My votes are normally themed but I was stupid last round and actually wanted to be anonymous with the Kelly voting
That was a little awkward in the middle
Makes no difference since she knew anyway
I thought she did

Ted Rogers 3:20 pm
ahhh

Jay Byars 3:21 pm
why did you vote kelly last time?

Coach Wade 3:21 pm
We thought we had five votes
And we thought it'd be split
We knew she was allied with Kourtney
The problem is that I wasn't online at all
I didn't talk to anybody about the vote

Mary Sartain 3:22 pm
same here

Coach Wade 3:22 pm
It was a mess
The only person I talked to is Judd
who could've up and told me about the Eliza vote to save me

Jay Byars 3:22 pm
ah

Coach Wade 3:22 pm
but he thought I was trying to pull something
*save himself
even
Mike was an interesting case
He was asking me about the vote all day
trying to stay close
I told him it was Kelly
and I said Eliza wasn't buying it
So he said he'd try and talk her into it
Apparently she talked him into her vote instead

Coach Wade 3:24 pm
But he came to me after the vote was up to apologize saying he had no choice
And it was the only way to "save eliza"
even though it was obvious Eliza was on a monster outcast alliance at that point
I think if anybody is likely to flip it'll be him
with everybody having secret items
and nobody telling him what they are
he's paranoid
He feels in the middle and on the outs with everybody

Ted Rogers 3:25 pm
he has an alliance with Eliza clearly then
at that point

Coach Wade 3:25 pm
He probably won't vote against her
But he might vote against Kelly
So she's the best person to be saying is our target

Coach Wade 3:26 pm
The story sort of works as well because she's the weakest of the five at challenges
so I'm selling that even if it's a tie, we want to hit the challenge weakest

Ted Rogers 3:27 pm
I didnt know she weak in challenges

Coach Wade 3:28 pm
She's not terrible but of that group I'd say she's the worst at most types
Her schedule means she usually can't stay for long endurance ones
She's not that good with puzzles
Eliza and Mike are both pretty good at them
Kourtney is better at endurance than puzzles
Kourtney is a monster in endurance challenges

Ted Rogers 3:29 pm
yup I noticed that first hand

Jay Byars 3:30 pm
how long does she go

Ted Rogers 3:30 pm
all night

Coach Wade 3:30 pm
Yeah

Jay Byars 3:30 pm
oh my

Coach Wade 3:31 pm
It's pretty horrifying

Ted Rogers 3:31 pm
lol

Jay Byars 3:31 pm
how can anyone do that

Coach Wade 3:31 pm
I was prepared to go a bit longer in captain's challenge
But I had a moment of weakness

Jay Byars 3:32 pm
omg i totally forgot about that challenge

Coach Wade 3:32 pm
That wasn't much fun

Coach Wade 3:32 pm
Five hours of hitting refresh

Ted Rogers 3:32 pm
lol

Mary Sartain 3:32 pm
lol

Jay Byars 3:32 pm
sounds amazing

Ted Rogers 3:33 pm
it worked out well anyway

Coach Wade 3:33 pm
It did

Ted Rogers 3:33 pm
u only had to endure one tribal council before we all merged
omg...I hardly missed one hahahaha

Jay Byars 3:33 pm
yeah you got it easy :-P

Coach Wade 3:33 pm
I'm very lucky this game
There's only been one tribal council where I could've actually been voted out
I'm amazed I won immunity this round
That was the only bid I could make
AIM froze on all the other auctions

Ted Rogers 3:34 pm
lmfao

Jay Byars 3:34 pm
fate!

Coach Wade 3:34 pm
It must be
So what's the consensus on the vote?

Jay Byars 3:36 pm
i thought we decided lol

Coach Wade 3:37 pm
Just checking nobody has any doubts

Ted Rogers 3:37 pm
Kourtney all five of us, then they will all scramble
I really think she is the glue that hold them together

Mary Sartain 3:38 pm
aye she is the main talker
I bet she is the one doing all the talking

Coach Wade 3:39 pm
Agreed

Ted Rogers 3:40 pm
u there Ace?

Ace Gordon 3:42 pm
yes

Ted Rogers 3:42 pm
I guess u were just applying Rogaine

Ace Gordon 3:42 pm
:-(
but yeah
Kourt is convinced the vote is Kelly
so we should be set
I've been very honest to her this whole game so she's going to be blindsided

Mary Sartain 3:43 pm
anyone have any doubts?
fears?

Ted Rogers 3:43 pm
the only fear is Bob's idol

Jay Byars 3:43 pm
just an idol worries me

Ted Rogers 3:44 pm
but if they are convinced its Kelly

Mary Sartain 3:44 pm
ya they think its kelly
so I doubt kourt will idol up
I doubt she has one anyways :-P

Coach Wade 3:45 pm
Bob won't play his idol

Ted Rogers 3:45 pm
my gut says he won't, he is selfish
will want to save it

Coach Wade 3:45 pm
Yeah
he's going to save that for himself

Mary Sartain 3:46 pm
I dont think he cares much for the others
not enough to waste his idol

Coach Wade 3:47 pm
No

Coach Wade 3:47 pm
Bob is very much in this game for his own best interests at every round. Everybody is since it's survivor but he wouldn't think to risk losing something to save himself really
It seems to me like he'll always bandwagon with whatever vote is most likely to win

Mary Sartain 3:48 pm
hopefully

Coach Wade 3:48 pm
if we just keep selling Kelly as the target they could have as little as 3 votes
Probably 4
But they won't get a majority

Mary Sartain 3:49 pm
yeah

Ted Rogers 3:49 pm
Yes Mike doesnt trust them he may come along with us
voting Kelly

Mary Sartain 3:51 pm
yeah I dont think mike feels very comfortable


I hope this works out else I might be going

[Mary Sartain]

Kourtney seems to be telling too many people they are voting for me. Seems like a trap trying to oust out an idol to me

Maybe I dont need to worry that much

They might be pulling the same shit we are.

[Mary Sartain]

Ace is definitively playing both sides. I wonder if he told Kourtney

My life is in the hands of fuking Ace

[Mary Sartain]

Well Coach is playing some people. Hes trying to get Mike to random vote.

Mike might random vote Kourtney. Mike claims Ace is a spy and Kourtney knows all about the Kelly vote. lolz. Mike is pretty much all over the place. Cant decide on who to vote.

This might be a great blindside or a horrible funeral for me!

Cant say im totally convinced everyone will do their part but I guess its kinda out of my hands at the moment. I bet everyone bar maybe Mike has decided.

[Mary Sartain]

So. Fucking. Awesome.

Im literally shaking from how awesome that was.

Best blindside ive been a apart of.

[Mary Sartain]

F9 baby! Now for the fallout.

With Kourtney gone things are about to get ugly. Not sure if the 5 people who voted out Kourtney want an alliance to wipe out Kelly, Eliza, Mike and Bob. I kinda doubt it. Ace doesnt want a big alliance controlling things. Jay and Ted might not be against it but if that does happen I dont know if I will be in a comfortable position. F5 with Coach, Ace, Jay and Ted? I want Mike or Eliza with me at the final table I can beat those people right?

I kinda want to take down Bob Dawg soonish. Idols are scary the further we get into the game. Jay very very very likely has one as well. Which is scary as well! I dont trust Ace much either. He is smart and will work with everyone.

[Mary Sartain]

I fucking hate live challenges so late! There is like no point at all for me to turn up. Its probably going to end up being around 1:00 or 1:30 during the night and I expect the Americans can probably stay for like 4-5 hours, if not more. Sucks so much when you have absolutely no chance of winning due to a timezone problem

Guess Ill just have to suck it up and adapt. I hope I wont be a target AGAIN.

[Mary Sartain]

Im going to push for a blindside on Bob Dawg. I dont like it that he has an idol. That idol needs to go.

I say we split it on Bob and Kelly. If Bob gets hints on the blindside he will play the idol to save himself and Kelly will be eliminated. No loss there.

Best case: Bob leaves with the idol in his pocket
Worst case: Kelly leaves

Pretty solid plan for now I think.

Coach will defo be up for this. Ace will as well. I guess Eliza and Mike probably wont be against it now that their ring leader Kourtney is gone. The poor little lost lambs . I doubt Jay and Ted need much convincing. Everyone knows Bob has the idol and we cant really allow him to carry it further.

[Mary Sartain]

Auction items:
Immunity: Coach
Challenge advantage: Bob
Exile: Mike
Chest: Eliza
Key: Ted
Sausage: Me
Vote Checker: Me
Family visit: Kourtney
Coconut / maybe one chance immunity? - Kelly

I think this is pretty accurate

[Mary Sartain]

Double tribal? Damn you guys

[Mary Sartain]

closing in on 12 hours. fuck guys

[Mary Sartain]

This is gonna be a huge mess. Im hoping Ace / Jay / Ted dont talk much to Kelly / Eliza and Mike. If they do maybe they will pull some shit and vote me out. I fucking hope they dont. Im not ready to leave yet.

I think im pretty good for this round unless 5 people magically think I should go. But its hard to say. When will people lie and when will they tell the truth? Its not always easy to tell those two apart. Especially with the shit going on in this game.

[Mary Sartain]

Well well well, double tribal. What bringeth thee?

Ace wants the 5 of us (me, him, coach, jay, ted) to ride into the sunset(F5) but hes been telling me all game that a big alliance doesnt suit his gameplay or some shit? Totally contradictory. I dont trust that guy, he is smart and defo has a plan running. I just cant figure out what it is. Maybe he plans on playing both sides? Try and rally Bob, Eliza, Kelly and Mike to vote for me? Seems like a stretch though.

Jay and Ted I think are going to be solid for now. I think I can trust them at the moment. They have been forthcoming to me and Ted pretty much told me he plans on fooling Eliza for the idol. Would he tell me this if he wanted me out? Doubt it!

Bob is in a great position at the moment. Immunity taking him to F7 and he will idol next round giving him a free pass into F6. Not too shabby. Hes been fishy all game though and I expect him to leave soon after that. I dont think anyone trusts him. I sure as hell dont.

Coach says he doesnt want to vote Kelly. Some kind of honor thing because she did well in the challenge. Fuck that yo she just showed us she can be a challenge monster if she wants too. Why would we willingly bring that into the F7? Way too dangerous man. She also has been going behind our backs and telling Kourtney everything. Not trustworthy at all.

Kelly, Eliza and Mike are probably grasping at straws at the moment. Begging to be able to play in the big leagues. That can be used.

I wonder what I want to do?

I could easily ride this F5 alliance and be happy but thats just too easy, we want excitement dont we? I also dont really want a F5 with those guys. That could get messy for me. Ace is a sleazy guy. I think he wants that F5 cause he wants to pit me / coach against jay / ted and have all the power, but we could just easily vote him out at that point though! I dunno where he sees that alliance going. I just dont like that he likes it. Hes a smart guy, he has something figured out.

Im thinking a Ace & Kelly elimination would be ideal here. Worst case its Kelly and Eliza, with Ace leaving the round after. Im not sure if I want to juggle with a lot of people at this point, could seriously backfire if I start telling Mike / Eliza and Kelly to vote Ace with me and Coach and then tell Jay / Ted / Ace to vote Kelly on the second vote. Get what im saying? It would pretty much reveal me as the gal with the plan and probably paint a target on my back. Also if people started talking with each other they would see what im doing and boot me out because of it. We cant have that!

Two people leaving is huge. I could formulate a plan with both "sides" and have Ace and Kelly booted but that might just be too dangerous at this point. Id have to lie to a bunch of people and im not sure if thats the best course of action, especially if I want all the jury members to vote for me!

Im thinking Ace, Kelly and Eliza will be the 3 next to go, unless there is some kind of upset on the horizon!

[Mary Sartain]

Pm I sent to Coach regarding the vote:

Heyo!

Ive been going over scenarios in my head.

Im thinking its best for us to boot Ace, Kelly and Eliza in the next 2 tribals. Ive come to this conclusion cause Bob is immune, Jay / Ted are solid for now (I think they will be more truthful and honest than Ace) and Mike only talks to us at the moment. Which I think is pivotal for long term survival. Hes a pretty loyal guy.

Probably easiest to boot out Kelly and Eliza in this double vote and boot Ace in the following round (just make sure he doesnt win immunity). Thus we will have been semi-honest with the 5-man alliance, plus Ace is kinda sleazy and I really do think he has some grand plan on. I dont really like it I must say. People will be on board voting them two out and there will be no lying or deceiving and little stress I think. It will be a pretty safe route to the F7.

If we however boot Ace and Kelly / Eliza this round it would take far more lying to everyone. Not sure if Jay / Ted would be willing to part with this 5-man majority alliance just yet and I dont trust Bob Dawg at all with any vote. I dont think people will like that much. Plus if people started talking they could see that we are pulling all the strings and easily vote us out. I dont think we want that.

Scenario for this vote:
Me and you tell Kelly / Eliza / Kelly to vote Ace and Ted / Jay
Me and you tell Jay / Ted / Ace to vote Kelly and Eliza
No one tells Bob anything, he will go tell.

We would have to lie to everyone of them. I dont think thats a good plan honestly. I know you dont want to vote out Kelly but we gotta look at the big picture here. I honestly dont know how much we can trust them(Kelly and Eliza) if we decide to side with them over Jay / Ted in this vote. They have already stabbed us in the back this game, I dont intend to give them another shot at it. They could easily just tell on us and we would be out the door! Is that a risk we want to take? I think we should take the safe route, for now at least.

There are more reasons I want this.

If we go by this it will be F6: Me, you, Bob, Jay, Ted, Mike.

We just make sure Bob doesnt win immunity and boot him off. He will have a challenge advantage granted but if that fails I guess we could go for someone else. We can think of that later.

I want to keep Mike for the F5 because he will defo vote with us two and thus we can have majority against the other two that are left. Leading us straight into F4 which we will just make sure that the last person of Bob / Jay / Ted doesnt win immunity and we boot them out. Giving us F3 with Mike.

Not a horribly unrealistic plan is it? Some things will probably go wrong on the way, wrong people will win immunities but we cant think of that at the moment.

Man that was longer than I thought it would, just pouring out my thoughts here.

Tell me what you think!