The Diaries of a Smoking Hot Babe

[Mary Sartain]

lol Frosti is so incredibly paranoid. I can see it on his face through the internet!

Hes talking about how much of a shame it would for Nesoi to lose again, blabla. Hes also asking me when people are on AIM on my tribe! Seems like he wants new friends and has realized this Kourtney ship is going to sink. Sadly he has no idea no one seems to like him at all! Poor guy!

I find it funny he suddenly wants to talk. Frosti you have been rude and ignoring me for the past few days, but suddenly when the shit hits the fan you come crawling back? Stand by your convictions boy! This is weak and obvious

Anyways, Frostis lack of friends could come useful. All depends on if he can make it further. Lets see

[Mary Sartain]

oh boy tribes!

Blue Tribe
Mary - me!
BobDawg - Cool guy, could see myself working with him. Not sure where he stands on the power chess table
Judd - not the most reliable guy. I know him and Bob are buddy buddy friends.
Coach - Great competitor, great tribe mate, cool guy.
Frosti - Tribes most hated guy, could see people going for him in tribal
Kelly - great girl! I think she is totally loyal to me at the moment
Eliza - Cool girl, havnt talked that much too her. She isnt on aim that much. Good competitor
Mike - Cool guy and a good challenge guy. At vacation now though


Red Tribe
Kim - shes good, not very social though so could see her alienate people at her new tribe. Id like to see her at the merge though
Wanda - Cool girl, like her
Ted - Very cool guy and talkative. Very paranoid though which could be a problem for him
Semhar - meh, shes not very reliable and not very active.
Jay - Cool guy, from the Uk!
Kourtney - Queen Bee at Nesoi, could see a target on her back
Phillip - unreliable
Ace - Dont have much of a read on this guy. Seems competitive but not very social

Blue tribe: Looking good. I think I can work with this. Mostly cool people, I think I can drive myself into a merge with this bunch. I dont intend to go to tribal just yet though, would be awesome to keep the streak alive and go into a merge with no tribals! Will be interesting to see how the politics play out. Im not sure how Eliza and Mike view the people who threw them out. From Bob Dogs reaction he doesnt seem to keep much in touch with them! Which can be used. Im sure Kelly and Coach will agree with me on most things. They both want Frosti dead, which I assume everyone wants but I see an opportunity here. He could totally be used as a swing vote if needed. I have no idea where Eliza and Mike fall down in all of this. Im pretty sure Bob and Judd have a buddy buddy thing going on. So many possibilities! But I think im good at the moment. Im good at challenges and talking to people. I dont think anyone dislikes me at least! Lot to process.

Red tribe: I hope they crash and burn and always go to tribal . Phillip is a defo first target. I could see Kim moving in for the kill on Kourtney and vice versa. Will be very interesting to say the least! Im not sure how the others will all flip. Ace and Wanda dont seem to like Kourtney very much since she controlled everything at Nesoi. No idea where Ted and Semhar stand on their new tribe or who they will align with! Very interesting times for the red tribe. A lot of possibilities I think with such random members!

[Mary Sartain]

Mary Sartain 2:09 am
talked to Ted and Jay?

Kim Spradlin 2:09 am
nope
why would i do that
lol

*facepalm*

[Mary Sartain]

Frosti is telling me Kourtney told him all the HII´s are gone.

Apparently people told her they are gone. Either shes lying to wind up shit or this is true. If its true

Immunity A: Bob, Kourtney, Wanda, Elizax2, Judd
Immunity B: Judd, Coach, Jay, (Frosti, Wanda)

But how would people be so fast to decipher this load of bullshit clues? Am I just that stupid? I doubt Kourtney would say that if she has the HII so shes crossed off the list.

Im starting to think shes just winding up Frosti, but why would she do that? He seemed to trust her and all.

[Mary Sartain]

Sheppard approached me very paranoid. He says its either him or Kim at tribal. Im not surprised.

He is asking me for advice and stuff. Which is interesting. Bob dawg has been trying to paint Sheppard as some guy who is teaming up with Semhar to take out Coach (back at Destro) but apparently Sheppard hasnt talked much to Semhar (he was asking me how she was) and thus makes me think Bob Dawg is trying to spin a web of lies around. Gotta be careful.

Im starting to doubt some things. Idol talk is making me nervous. Coach could be lying to me. Bob could be lying to me. Everyone could be lying to me! At least I dont think anyone dislikes me, which is good.

[Mary Sartain]

The more I think about that idol thing the more it seems like a load of bullshit.

1. Its fucking hard. Kourtney even told me when she went that is was just insane and I got a taste of that the week after. Frosti said Kourtney told him it was "easy". Brett and Lex dont make things easy....

2. Who would tell Kourtney? People who have gone: Bob, Wanda, Eliza, Judd, Coach, Jay. Wanda and Coach dont like Kourtney at all and would never tell her if they got a HII. Unless im being very outplayed here. Eliza is barely on aim and I doubt she talks to Kourtney much. Bob and Judd? Im not sure where they stand. Judd isnt much on aim and he didnt get much time to actually try and open it anyways and Bob was first along with Kourtney.

It just seems so very unlikely from where I stand now and with the information I have at my disposal. It aint clear cut and there could obviously be some things I am missing but Kourtney has a habit of stretching that lie muscle.

Conclusion: Kourtney is a stinking liar and very untrustworthy and probably just lying to get people worried. Its a decent plan though, it will get people more worried at others besides her and people might see a reason to blindside the more frequent Salsus goers. I like the plan and I could use it to get my way

[Mary Sartain]

Kim is complaining to me about her tribe thinking she is next after Phillip. She is way too paranoid and think this revolves around her entirely. Which can be a fatal flaw.

From my standpoint her tribe is very open. Ace and Wanda are probably friends to some extent, so are Ted and Jay. Then we have Kim, Semhar and Kourtney somewhere in the middle. Phillip is all but gone I think.

Ace and Wanda both dislike Kourtney and find her very untrustworthy and pretty much just think shes a lying bitch. I could see them being easily swayed into voting for Kourtney soon. I doubt Ted and Jay have much liking for Kourtney and Im not sure where Semhar stands but that doesnt really matter at the moment.

I doubt anyone has made much contact with Semhar either. She doesnt seem very social and isnt on aim much that I can see.

So Kim can probably push for Phillip, Kourtney and Semhar while she is there before there is any heat on her at all. Then she can join one of the pairs and vote the other pair out. How can you not see this Kim? Its all right infront of you. Im sure most of the people are just as scared at that situation.

Im trying to tell her all this but I dont want to be too obvious with all my info. Id rather see Kim at the merge then Kourtney and Semhar at least! I can probably motivate Wanda, Ted and Jay into voting Kourt / Semhar later if I catch them. This will all have to be evaluated later though, no need to think far into the future in this game, so much can happen and change it completely.

[Mary Sartain]

Now Coach is telling me Idol A is gone. The plot thickens!

So either Bob, Kourtney, Wanda or Eliza have it. Apparently Wanda gave Judd the answer and he saw an empty chest. I dont think Kourtney and Bob would tell though and why would Eliza tell Kourtney? Im thinking Wanda has it and told Kourtney. But if she wanted to leave her tribe, why would she tell Kourtney?

Im thinking Wanda is trying to make people think she was unhappy in Nesoi but is still working with Kourtney. She was obviously more valuable to Kourtney than Darrah. Im smelling an alliance here, a decently hid one.

Now it comes down to is Idol B also gone? Coach claims he doesnt have it so im thinking maybe if its gone Jay has it. But why would he tell Kourtney?

There seem to be some truths and some lies here. Very hard to tell apart.

[Mary Sartain]

Well well well

Puppet master challenge. People are telling me this is an individual challenge with both tribes going to tribal but with 2 people having individual immunity. You guys only trying to get the awesome 4 people to tribal that havnt been? Sneaky bastards! I was gonna keep this impressive streak alive!

Coach has made a pact with the other tribe that they attack Frosti. We are in return going to attack Kourtney. Would be hilarious if we hit Kourtney 5 times at the start and she wouldnt be able to do! I only assume that Ted, Jay and Ace are planning on voting for Kourtney if they want us to do that. Wont be hard getting Kim on board as well.

I think they are going to attack Kim on their tribe to make it look like they are setting her up for a fall and then they blindside Kourtney. Which is a great plan if Kourtney / Wanda have the idol. Pretty good plan actually, kudos on that if it works. Will be very interesting to see how it pans out!

Im gonna make Coach do most of the game talk to the other people for now, I will ofc talk to them about the game and all but I want Coach to take all the heat. I think it paints a big target on his back when we walk into the merge. Makes him look like the boss even though im feeding him ideas and stuff.

[Mary Sartain]

Apparently Kim doesnt want to go with the plan. Uhm What, why would you not want to go with a plan that could possibly get you into the merge? Am I missing something here?

Seems liek she is going to side with chronic liar Kourtney in a quest to vote out Semhar. This little bitch fight is messing everything up. What would survivor be without immensely silly drama? She also claims Ace and Wanda have her back? I thought Ace hated Kourtney?

There are some missing puzzles here

Coach Wade 3:26 pm
Coach Wade
I disagree
I think it'll be you
You're making alliances with people who can't be trusted

Dustin
i think you should let me play, there is a reason why i win i have a reputation i have
i know how to get what i need done

This seems highly delusional and she needs to get off her high horse. Very arrogant and self centered. Doesnt matter if people have won or lost a game. Winning a survivor board game does not make you the ultimate player, even though some might think so! Reputation is also shit, who the fuck cares?

Old Nesoi tribe has some known liars in Kourtney at least. Im not sure how much Wanda and Ace lied if any. Why trust that bunch with your ass? Jay and Ted seem more trustworthy to me at the moment. Guess we will just see! I think the red tribal council will be far more interesting than ours.

It will probably fall down to either Kim, Semhar or Kourtney. All depends on what Ace will do really. I think he is the tie-breaker here. Kim will try and get Kourtney and Wanda to vote Semhar, will probably try and get the others as well but its probably not in their best interest to do that. Jay and Ted will try and get Semhar to vote Kim / Kourtney. Ace lies in the middle. I think the setup plan will still be running, one of Kim / Kourtney will be set up and the other one voted for. Semhar will want to vote Kim so they might need to go with that. Very interesting times

Our tribal will probably be boring. We will very likely vote out Frosti and put two votes on Eliza IF Frosti finds the HII or is given one, just to be sure. We will have Bob and Judd vote Eliza, probably making them look bad in her eyes anyways! It will all work out I think even with an idol.

We are putting two votes on Eliza if by some long shot she has that idol. She went twice to Chest A so statistically she had the best chance but its obviously far more likely that Kourtney / Wanda have it!

Kim says Kourtney "slipped" and told her Bob Dawg has the idol. Kourtney is a decent social player and decent social players dont "slip up" in conversations. That just doesnt make any sense at all. I have no idea why she believes that more than the Wanda / Kourtney theory. I also think if Bob Dawg really had it Kourtney would have spread the word a looong time ago, I dont think Bob and Kourtney like each other much and I think she would enjoy the attention he would get from that. Im not going to completely rule out the fact that this is a lie. I never want to rule out anything! Bob was very reluctant to speak about the idol when I confronted him about the idol talk. Maybe that is a sign that he has it? People obviously dont want to talk about stuff they want to keep hidden, basic human nature. This is all very open.

Man ive rambled on a lot now, guess its just time to wait for the challenge now.

[Mary Sartain]

I might have overstated Ace´s role in the plan to kill Kourtney

He probably hadnt agreed to anything due to never being on aim so the whole Jay / Ace / Ted + Kim might have been wishful thinking. I actually have no idea where Ace stands! Hes a weird chap and not much on aim outside of challenges.

[Mary Sartain]

Just going to put this here if Kim ends up being voted out

Mary Sartain 6:56 pm
hows it going?

Kim Spradlin 6:57 pm
good
doing homework
and you

Mary Sartain 6:57 pm
just talking to peeps
im pretty sure
preeeetty sure
if you dont put this rivalry between semhar and you
that your are going home

Kim Spradlin 6:57 pm
idgaf

Mary Sartain 6:57 pm
just put it down for this round

Kim Spradlin 6:57 pm
semhar started therivalry

Kim Spradlin 6:58 pm
and who are you speaking with anyways
no oen from my tribes even on

Mary Sartain 6:58 pm
ted, ace and semhar are all on

Kim Spradlin 6:58 pm
well i know that
but i dont see ace comign after me
same with wanda

Mary Sartain 6:59 pm
ace will vote with ted and jay
and they will vote with semhar
thats 4

Kim Spradlin 6:59 pm
doubtful
im pretty confident ace will vote with me

Mary Sartain 6:59 pm
what makes you so sure

Mary Sartain 7:00 pm
this rivalry is just very silly

Kim Spradlin 7:01 pm
then tell her
shes the dumb bitch who is comign after me

Mary Sartain 7:01 pm
lol I dont talk much with semhar

Kim Spradlin 7:01 pm
im just gonna be the person who sends her home

Mary Sartain 7:01 pm
semhar is isolated
shes no threat

Kim Spradlin 7:02 pm
let me play my game
stick to your tribe
its fine that you are looking out for me
but you have to let me play my own game
until we merge

Mary Sartain 7:02 pm
okey do that
im just saying what im hearing

Kim Spradlin 7:02 pm
thats fine

Mary Sartain 7:02 pm
I hope you are right

Kim Spradlin 7:02 pm
but i have a good eye on whats going on
i have to do whati need to
to keep me
to merge

[Mary Sartain]

Well well well

So it begins

First tribal

I intended to win that challenge. I got Coach and Kelly to agree to help me win but that bitch Semhar kept cutting my rope along with Judd. Which was irritating. Well Ted is a decent fella so I guess he is a decent choice to win it anyways. I dont feel threatened at all.

Me and Coach talked over some game plan. We wanted Kourtney to feel unsafe. We attacked her from the start and got Ace, Jay and Ted to attack Frosti for us in return. We want Kourtney to feel unsafe in hopes that her and Wanda have the idol and we can flush it out. I want her to feel like she is going home and needs to work that idol. But alas she is not going home, it is only an illusion. They intend to vote out Kim who has been showing some high level arrogance and foolery. I dont think Kim fits my long term plan, shes too unstable and I dont think she will do whatever I tell her. Which is something I dont like. She would probably be a great final 2 partner since no one will vote for her but I highly doubt I can carry her that far. Too many people hate her already. So unless she can magically draw some votes or idols out of her ass shes going home.

Now to our tribal

Frosti is the obvious choice. The only problem is that if Wanda / Kourtney have the idol and dont bite over at their tribal they might give it to Frosti. Maybe Frosti even found the other idol last time he was at Salsus. Who knows. That is my only concern for our tribal. So ive come up with a cunning plan. Myself, Coach, Kelly, Mike(Frosti on the top of his bootlist) and Eliza intend to vote Frosti. Then we get Bob and Judd to "show their loyalty" by putting two votes on Eliza. So if Frosti idols out, Eliza goes home. Which isnt a huge loss but id rather Frosti goes. The good part is if Frosti doesnt idol and leaves, Eliza will go crazy at Judd / Bob for voting for her and thus she will come closer to me! I think its brilliant.

I dont think Eliza speaks enough to Bob / Judd to uncover this plot. Even if she does Im going to have Coach lay it down to Bob / Judd so he will take the heat if all fails! While I sit on the beach with my drink!

I think its looking pretty good at the moment.

[Mary Sartain]

oh boy Frosti got the idol

this makes things harder

[Mary Sartain]

hmm he says he doesnt have it and its gone

lol what the fuck is going on in this game