The Diary of One, Ace Gordon

[Ace Gordon]

Hi.

Usually I have a long introductory post for this but uh... I'm kind of out of the loop and have no reason to give you a tl;dr post about absolutely nothing.

Shenanigans incoming!

[Ace Gordon]

Ace Gordon (2:08:46 AM): You.
Asianxchick90210 (2:08:56 AM): Who me?
Ace Gordon (2:08:58 AM): Yes you.
Ace Gordon (2:08:59 AM): YOU.
Asianxchick90210 (2:09:09 AM): *Hides*
Asianxchick90210 (2:09:10 AM): lol
Ace Gordon (2:09:14 AM):
Asianxchick90210 (2:09:33 AM):
Ace Gordon (2:09:53 AM): I know you
Ace Gordon (2:09:59 AM): But I haven't played with you, how fascinating
Asianxchick90210 (2:10:06 AM): Yeah thats kinda odd lol
Asianxchick90210 (2:10:14 AM): I can't say I know you because your not exactly on your regular sn
Ace Gordon (2:10:20 AM): No I'm not
Ace Gordon (2:10:24 AM): hold on, let me get on my Kim name
Ace Gordon (2:10:35 AM): Ok, not really :-!
Asianxchick90210 (2:10:46 AM): So wait where do we know each other?
Asianxchick90210 (2:10:51 AM): A Survivor series perhaps?
Ace Gordon (2:10:54 AM): Some silly place nobody knows of
Ace Gordon (2:11:06 AM): Nobody, really. Seriously, nobody ever goes there
Asianxchick90210 (2:11:13 AM): FGC?
Asianxchick90210 (2:11:15 AM): lol
Ace Gordon (2:11:16 AM): =-O
Ace Gordon (2:11:22 AM): I don't know what thi sis
Ace Gordon (2:11:23 AM): :-(
Asianxchick90210 (2:11:27 AM): Oh
Asianxchick90210 (2:11:31 AM): lol then I have no idea
Asianxchick90210 (2:11:46 AM): Were we in the same series, but not in the same season?
Ace Gordon (2:11:52 AM): Somewhat
Asianxchick90210 (2:13:10 AM): I guess I will never know
Ace Gordon (2:13:18 AM): Good
Ace Gordon (2:13:27 AM): That way you can't track me down when I viciously backstab you
Asianxchick90210 (2:13:43 AM): Oh wow
Asianxchick90210 (2:13:44 AM): lol
Asianxchick90210 (2:13:46 AM): Intense
Ace Gordon (2:13:57 AM): That was a lie, I'm harmless
Asianxchick90210 (2:14:03 AM): I guess will see
Ace Gordon (2:14:05 AM): =-O

...what am I doing?

[Host Lex]

Ace Gordon (2:13:27 AM): That way you can't track me down when I viciously backstab you
Asianxchick90210 (2:13:43 AM): Oh wow
Asianxchick90210 (2:13:44 AM): lol
Asianxchick90210 (2:13:46 AM): Intense
Ace Gordon (2:13:57 AM): That was a lie, I'm harmless

[Ace Gordon]

JT Thomas (2:13:25 AM): Hey baldy
Ace Gordon (2:13:36 AM): OHYEAH?
Ace Gordon (2:13:39 AM): Hi
JT Thomas (2:14:03 AM): lol
JT Thomas (2:14:06 AM): What's up
Ace Gordon (2:14:27 AM): Drinking a vanilla coke and wondering why I'm up
Ace Gordon (2:14:32 AM):
Ace Gordon (2:14:39 AM): Hope you're up to sometihng a little more interesting
JT Thomas (2:14:57 AM): Well I wish I was
JT Thomas (2:15:02 AM): I'm channel surfing
Ace Gordon (2:15:46 AM): Two guys up in the AM hours having little to nothing to do, imagine that :-(
JT Thomas (2:16:21 AM): We sound like super exciting people
Ace Gordon (2:16:26 AM): We really are
JT Thomas (2:16:36 AM): I found UFC
JT Thomas (2:16:44 AM): The reality one
JT Thomas (2:16:51 AM): And some guy broke his knee
JT Thomas (2:16:53 AM): Ouch
Ace Gordon (2:16:59 AM): Ultimate Fighter?
JT Thomas (2:17:02 AM): Yea
Ace Gordon (2:17:03 AM): Use to love that show
JT Thomas (2:17:04 AM): That's it
Ace Gordon (2:17:09 AM): Haven't watched it in eons
JT Thomas (2:17:31 AM): I never follow it
JT Thomas (2:17:39 AM): Just catch it once in a while
Ace Gordon (2:18:10 AM): It use to be like Survivor with fighting, it's gotten too super srs for my tastes though
JT Thomas (2:19:15 AM): Maybe they should start fighting in Survivor
JT Thomas (2:19:41 AM): So....
Ace Gordon (2:19:49 AM): Have Lex do it in this season
JT Thomas (2:19:52 AM): You totally outted yourself
Ace Gordon (2:19:57 AM): =-O
Ace Gordon (2:20:01 AM): Yes I did
Ace Gordon (2:20:01 AM): :-(
JT Thomas (2:20:06 AM): OHYEA?
JT Thomas (2:20:08 AM): Lol
Ace Gordon (2:20:12 AM): I have bunnies
Ace Gordon (2:20:13 AM):
Ace Gordon (2:20:30 AM): And Dat Phan
JT Thomas (2:20:45 AM): You aren't Cody...
JT Thomas (2:20:47 AM): "9"
JT Thomas (2:20:51 AM): Lol*
Ace Gordon (2:21:01 AM): HEY YOU
JT Thomas (2:21:19 AM): Who am I?
Ace Gordon (2:21:26 AM): You are JT
Ace Gordon (2:21:29 AM): :-D
JT Thomas (2:21:35 AM): Smarty pants!
JT Thomas (2:22:11 AM): Hi
Ace Gordon (2:22:14 AM): Hi
JT Thomas (2:22:23 AM): Are you KC?
Ace Gordon (2:22:30 AM): Who is this dashing young man you speak of
JT Thomas (2:22:43 AM): I dunno. But I think he is pretty coooool
Ace Gordon (2:22:47 AM): He is not
JT Thomas (2:22:50 AM): Oh
Ace Gordon (2:22:52 AM): and he would never play as Ace
JT Thomas (2:22:55 AM): I'm mistaken
Ace Gordon (2:23:06 AM): Not in a million years
JT Thomas (2:23:09 AM): True
JT Thomas (2:23:16 AM): And I would never play as JY
JT Thomas (2:23:21 AM): JT
Ace Gordon (2:23:22 AM): No you wouldn't
JT Thomas (2:23:26 AM): Ever
Ace Gordon (2:23:30 AM): You would play as Billy Garcia
JT Thomas (2:23:36 AM): Most likely
Ace Gordon (2:23:43 AM): :-D
JT Thomas (2:23:59 AM): Did you know who I was before?
Ace Gordon (2:24:07 AM): no =-O
JT Thomas (2:24:12 AM): Oh ok
Ace Gordon (2:24:37 AM): EXPOSED
JT Thomas (2:24:51 AM): dun dun dun
JT Thomas (2:25:36 AM): I saw you write "I'm bald"
JT Thomas (2:25:42 AM): And I said hi KC
JT Thomas (2:25:57 AM): Then you said "OHYEA"
Ace Gordon (2:25:58 AM): well that is a very silly assumption to make
Ace Gordon (2:26:01 AM): you should have said
Ace Gordon (2:26:02 AM): hi Hooker
JT Thomas (2:26:11 AM): Well that's what I meant
JT Thomas (2:26:32 AM): Dude I'm excited to play with you again
Ace Gordon (2:26:44 AM): how longs this been
JT Thomas (2:26:53 AM): Shadallstars
Ace Gordon (2:27:05 AM): that was about 10 years ago
JT Thomas (2:27:11 AM): Pretty much
JT Thomas (2:27:25 AM): You wanting to be alias??
Ace Gordon (2:27:30 AM): well
Ace Gordon (2:27:32 AM): that's the idea but
Ace Gordon (2:27:35 AM): it's not going well
JT Thomas (2:27:43 AM): Others call you out??
Ace Gordon (2:27:48 AM): naw
JT Thomas (2:27:52 AM): Oh ok.
Ace Gordon (2:27:53 AM): I've only talked to you and Asianchick
Ace Gordon (2:28:04 AM): I was fucking around with her and she probably took offense to it, oh well
JT Thomas (2:28:15 AM): I wasnt gonna say anything
JT Thomas (2:28:23 AM): But if anything it could help us
Ace Gordon (2:28:29 AM): huh?
JT Thomas (2:28:30 AM): And I won't say shit to anyone
Ace Gordon (2:28:36 AM): oh
Ace Gordon (2:28:50 AM): yeah for sure
Ace Gordon (2:29:03 AM): I just can't be antisocial in this game :-!
Ace Gordon (2:29:18 AM): which is a bad habit of mine in the early stages cause I, uh, kind of hate people
JT Thomas (2:29:18 AM): Yea don't
JT Thomas (2:29:37 AM): I hate the pre game talk
JT Thomas (2:29:40 AM): So much
Ace Gordon (2:29:41 AM): i know
JT Thomas (2:29:56 AM): So Ace. You excited for the game?
JT Thomas (2:30:02 AM): Cause I am!!!
JT Thomas (2:30:04 AM): Lol
Ace Gordon (2:30:05 AM): fuck you ">"
JT Thomas (2:30:57 AM): Rude
JT Thomas (2:31:12 AM): I've talked to Wanda and Moon
Ace Gordon (2:31:17 AM): Moon =-O
JT Thomas (2:31:24 AM): Kourtney
Ace Gordon (2:31:27 AM): OH
JT Thomas (2:31:37 AM): She's pretty chill
Ace Gordon (2:31:44 AM): does Wanda talk in sing-song on AIM
JT Thomas (2:31:52 AM): She wrote me a song
Ace Gordon (2:31:55 AM): jesus
JT Thomas (2:31:56 AM): And that was that
JT Thomas (2:32:08 AM): Then talked normal
JT Thomas (2:32:24 AM): If Tarzan talks the way he does on the boards...I may stab him
Ace Gordon (2:32:32 AM): LOL
Ace Gordon (2:33:08 AM): I totally want to make Sekou my Hatch
JT Thomas (2:33:24 AM): I hear this guy is ridic
Ace Gordon (2:33:29 AM): he is
Ace Gordon (2:33:31 AM): I read Season 2
JT Thomas (2:33:44 AM): Shad said he's just a mega troll
JT Thomas (2:33:53 AM): Which could be fun.
JT Thomas (2:34:44 AM): Bob Dawg may have found a way to be more annoying than Tyson
Ace Gordon (2:35:04 AM): oh that is Tyson?
Ace Gordon (2:35:08 AM): Figured it was but wasn't sure
JT Thomas (2:35:09 AM): Yup
Ace Gordon (2:35:27 AM): and of course Jay is British Alex
JT Thomas (2:35:33 AM): Yupp
Ace Gordon (2:35:33 AM): which really has no affect on me cause I've never played with him
JT Thomas (2:36:02 AM): Hopefully we don't end up like we ALWAYS do in games
JT Thomas (2:36:57 AM): Ok dude
JT Thomas (2:37:05 AM): I gotta pass out. Second try tonight
JT Thomas (2:37:07 AM): Lol
Ace Gordon (2:37:12 AM): Good luck
JT Thomas (2:37:23 AM): Thank you. That's so kind
Ace Gordon (2:37:31 AM): Yes it is :-D
JT Thomas (2:37:36 AM): Have a good one!
Ace Gordon (2:37:40 AM): You bet

Hmm...

So tl;dr, after making a futile attempt at uninteresting conversation, my identity was exposed to some ginger from Canada. Dammit.

Seriously though, Billy's a really awesome guy. Him and I go way back, we were pretty bitter rivals back in one of my very first games circa 2007 where I met him. I randomly stumbled into him in some game a few years later and we've been cool since. I've only really played one game with him where we were on the same page and he was a great ally throughout it. A good listener that did what he was told.

Still, there's other people to explore. But that'll wait till tomorrow. I don't feel like forcing a conversation this late at night.

[Skupin "The Boogeyman"]

Ace Gordon (2:29:18 AM): which is a bad habit of mine in the early stages cause I, uh, kind of hate people

Best. Statement. Ever.

[Ace Gordon]

(This is Bob Dawg ftr)

Tyson Apostol (1:14:08 PM): Im not banned
Tyson Apostol (1:14:09 PM): huh
Tyson Apostol (1:14:13 PM): I haven't done the challenge
Tyson Apostol (1:14:20 PM): I can do it now though
URTVKC (1:14:25 PM): oh oops
URTVKC (1:14:30 PM): well that makes starting handy
URTVKC (1:14:31 PM): ready?
Tyson Apostol (1:14:46 PM): yea 1 sec i got to turn on some music
Tyson Apostol (1:14:56 PM): are you Ace in SI 4?

OHYEAH?

[Ace Gordon]

Jul 6, 2012 12:23:44 GMT -5 Mary Sartain said:

hey sweeties!!!

There are a lot of handsome men in this cast! I would definitively to spend some more time with you guys

Yeah, you have a penis.

[Ace Gordon]

Mary Sartain (1:48:48 PM): hey sweetheart!
Mary Sartain (1:48:50 PM): hows it going?
Ace Gordon (2:01:44 PM): Hi
Ace Gordon (2:01:54 PM): I'm quite swell, hows you
Mary Sartain (2:02:06 PM): im great!
Mary Sartain (2:02:13 PM): my chest is a little heavy
Mary Sartain (2:02:15 PM): but i can handle
Ace Gordon (2:02:24 PM): =-O
Ace Gordon (2:02:26 PM): How did that happen
Mary Sartain (2:02:45 PM): just got these two melons + gravity

Stop it.

[Ace Gordon]

Rundown of who I talked to so far:

Misty - Fucked around with her, nothing else really. She probably hates me. Good.

Jay - Fucked around with him a little bit too, nothing else. I doubt he'll take it seriously.

Mary - I talked to her about my gigantic balls. A most fascinating story, it was. Other than that, she's another one of those generic "LOL I'M SUCH A FLIRT!" characters who most likely have a penis. Go away.

JT - Billy Batts -- a fine, upstanding Canadian gentleman.

Darrah - Our conversation consisted of her being most delighted everyone is checked in. I'm sure you're just as excited about this chat as I am!

Kourtney - A pretty chill chick, she is. We talked for about an hour about absolutely nothing. Which is good.

[Ace Gordon]

Also, since about 4 different people already know who I am, I'm just going to drop the alias bullshit.

Not going to go around saying HEY EVERYONE I'M KC, but I'm just going to be myself. I already told Kourtney I'm from Utah and I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in ORGs from Utah. Oh well. Like I've said before, I doubt half these people will even know who I am with my absence from games.

I'm sure this'll go swimmingly for me.

[Ace Gordon]

According to Billy...

Judd - Papa Bear. This... really has no effect on me cause I've never played with him before.

Semhar - Alex #4. He played a few of my Survivor games and was one of my favorites. Never played with him either though.

So yeah, really doesn't mean much but now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

What a useful post.

[Ace Gordon]

Judd Sergeant (3:43:08 PM): I think we know each other! =P
Ace Gordon (3:43:14 PM): Oh do we
Ace Gordon (3:43:17 PM):
Judd Sergeant (3:44:06 PM): Assuming you're KC.
Judd Sergeant (3:44:07 PM): Yeah.

Gee whiz.

[Boston Rob]

I HEAR YOU MAY BE KC

[Ace Gordon]

You're KC.

[Ace Gordon]

Ted and I connected right away. The conversation may be a bit long, so sorry in advance.

Ted Rogers (3:24:05 PM): where did your hair go??? you had some nice hair in the icon!
Ace Gordon (3:24:16 PM): it ran away
Ted Rogers (TedGrindsGhandia) is offline

Anywho, still talking to Judd right now. I'm getting a vibe that he kind of despises me. Oh well.