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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 5, 2012 21:29:47 GMT -5
Pulling out my trusty gameboy advance I packed deep in my cavernous vagina, I press the power button and watch as the screen turns to POKEMON EMERALD. Orgasming, I slide into a mudpit and begin to bath my fragile naked liver-spot covered body while lieking all the mudkipz. When I look up, I see a large breasted beauty staring at me. As elegant as a female Tarzan, I instantly experience the rapture and I crave her plastic knockers.
So, naturally, I sing.
"Come hither, come hither
Like a snake please slither
your breasts into my grasp
and index into my ass
I want you oh so badly
Without you I'd be sad..ly
With your help I will win this
I am the supreme head bitch
Survivor brought us together
Now mudpit sex in leather!"
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Post by First Mate DD on Jul 5, 2012 22:19:34 GMT -5
 DD reaches into her buff, and pulls off her sports bra. Magically, her boobs are ddoubled from their surgically-made size. Wanda's eyes pop, and DD whispers, "go for it" An image flashes into Wanda's head...  And she settles in. |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 5, 2012 22:26:42 GMT -5
As Wanda leans in and vibrates her lips against DD's voluptuous bosoms, she feels the gentle touch of DD's scaly fingers sliding Wanda's 1890s schooldress off her shoulders. Elderly boobs for all. b  |
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Post by Boston Rob on Jul 5, 2012 22:33:08 GMT -5
LEX AND BRETT I FEEL FUNNY NOW!  |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 5, 2012 22:35:52 GMT -5
Hey Robby are you feeling heated
Come on man and take a seat
Soon this orgasm will be completed
And DD can suck your feet
That is of course if you're into that
DD is but she's freaky phat
Come on big boy get in my lap
And ride me while Lex fap fap faps ~
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Post by Host Lex on Jul 5, 2012 22:36:43 GMT -5
LEX AND BRETT I FEEL FUNNY NOW! looooool |
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Post by Kim Powers on Jul 6, 2012 8:09:12 GMT -5
Hahaha this is great
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Post by John Cochran on Jul 6, 2012 14:27:28 GMT -5
I.....what?
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Post by First Mate DD on Jul 15, 2012 15:50:08 GMT -5
Looks like Cochran needs to join in the fun It's just DD and Wanda- boy don't run We'll show your pale, scrawny body the way Just takes all night, you'll be home the next day. Wanda doubts the sexuality of red But I know what leaves me moaning in bed Come closer, four eyes, let's get it on... We'll leave old Wanda singing "Dear John" |
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 15, 2012 16:32:12 GMT -5
Hey DD you bitch get outta my bed
Fuck your weird obsession with redheads
If you want a threesome I'll be happy to oblige
But not with that ginger, I want Sherea at my side
I got some knockers too even though they droop
And her boobs get me so wet, you'll be slurpin' my soup
This threesome gon' be hot as fuck, D's clit shoved down my throat
And to finish this bitch off, Sherea I'll motorboat
Word.
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Post by First Mate DD on Jul 15, 2012 16:48:10 GMT -5
^lol'd
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Post by Wanda Shirk on Jul 15, 2012 17:02:49 GMT -5
Why'd you stop to say that bitch
Supposed to keep it going, bitch
I know you won Manchuria and now you're fucking rich, bitch
But really you ain't all that great, if you were black I'd lynch, bitch
Suck my cockiness lick my persuasion
Eat my vajayjay and call it a raisin
Dried and pruny, how you like it
You're gonna cum soon, fucking psychic
You better fucking reply bitch I won't be nice if not
And then we'll fuck till Melon drops, yeah bitch we'll break a cot
Can you feel the love tonight? Bitch I feel tenfold
Lexbrett should record this shit, our tape would make it gold
Platinum even we're so fine
Like Jason, we are divine
Fuck me harder make it fast
Eat me out cuz dinner's past
And make it last I swear you better
And I'll give you a pubic sweater
Wear it on your face and vibrate your lips
Remember my soup? Well take a few more sips
Bitch
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Post by First Mate DD on Jul 15, 2012 17:17:20 GMT -5
You best back off with the bitches, ho
You damn well know I'd be comin back for mo'
Nigger learn to be patient, you hasty
That raisin soup slut, damn it's so tasty.
Yeah what now, you've caught me in my zone
Don't hate on Manchuria, that's my throne
Don't copy off her lyrics, woman, leave 'em be
If I wanted to rip on Rihanna, I'd fuck ChrisBrownSexy
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Post by Sherea Lloyd on Jul 15, 2012 22:20:51 GMT -5
The Queen of Bounce is here to play
I want you all up in my vajayjay
I'll sip up your soup and motorboat your sag
Girl i keep goin- no stoppin for the rag
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Post by Kim Powers on Jul 16, 2012 16:51:01 GMT -5
...word to yo mothaa
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